How To Get A Boyfriend
How To Get A Boyfriend
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“He saw MissingNo. in the basement, even without a phone. It wasn’t flat like he thought. A motley of static camouflaged teeth and dark eyes.” -QuietPineTrees
imma shove AN ENTIRE BATHBOMB UP MY ASS
Am I somehow in the triangle?
But then there’s CORN! :DD
Potatoes give us chips, fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, other vegetables…
“Your character died in a closet. I don’t know what that says about your sexuality, but… you died in the closet.”
(via outofcontextdnd)
Biologically Delicious
But technically, it is easier to sort things using generalizations.
clothes have no gender
haircuts have no gender
video games have no gender
makeup has no gender
sometimes, people have no gender
don’t constrict yourself with labels and do what makes you happy.
If a cow identifies as a plant, would a vegetarian eat it?
THEY'VE BETRAYED US
omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend
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moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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