#Catana #Catanacomics

@zoetheawkard NEVER

The human body is over 70% water so really we are just advanced cucumbers with anxiety

Every.  Bloody.  Day. 

Making Plans 📞

Biologically Delicious

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Cells, they're never there when you need em'.

Every cell in my body knows how to replicate DNA yet i’m not in on it so i have to spend hours studying it.

@zoetheawkard What, you think I’d do it? You should probably be more concerned about your Birth Certificate than me. 

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

It's the simple things in life.

when ur severely mentally ill its silly what things can actually save ur life, for example i was genuinely suicidal all morning and i felt like i was floating pleasurelessly through life without any fulfillment and then i made a really good sandwich and i was like, right, sandwiches. and now im alright 

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell