The goblin offers you a truce. He has seen that you are just as pathetic as he is and wants to be friends.
The DM after three turns of a Fighter and Goblin attacking and missing for three turns. (via outofcontextdnd)
Always and forever more.
again
Get spooked.
He later messaged me saying “i’m not even mad, that was funny gg”
If a cow identifies as a plant, would a vegetarian eat it?
Also 4/8/10 in hex.
Today’s date is 100/1000/10000 in binary.
You pet the horse and it meows
(via outofcontextdnd)
One day you’ll find yourself knowing something. Good for you, but that’s no reason to stop listening. If the more you know, the less you listen, then the quicker you’ll return to knowing nothing.
What is this, Ireland?
The saddest part about being a cactus; is that they stand around all day with their arms stretched out, waiting for a hug that will never come.
That’s not a caterpillar, that’s a demon.
moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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