Guys I’m Crying, Somehow A Fight With Two Silver Bokoblins And Two Yiga Clan (one Of Which Was The

Found him outside a convenience store & I was worried some bratty kid would do something gross with him so I took him home named him Bernard and buried him

>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw

@zoetheawkard What, you think I’d do it? You should probably be more concerned about your Birth Certificate than me. 

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

hon hon hon oui oui baguette 

(please don’t hurt me)

“As we come marching, marching, unnumbered women dead Go crying through our singing their ancient song of bread. Small art and love and beauty their drudging spirits knew. Yes, it is bread we fight for — but we fight for roses, too!

As we come marching, marching, we bring the greater days. The rising of the women means the rising of the race. No more the drudge and idler — ten that toil where one reposes, But a sharing of life’s glories: Bread and roses! Bread and roses!”

– Bread and Roses, 1911

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

Yeah, grow up dude.

"Boo hoo, you're only upset because you have malaria and I locked you in a hundred degree room with a rhino.

- Our GM

You’re trapped in a giant’s castle. The giants slowly move mysteriously throughout the castle, speaking a foreign language, their motivations opaque. That’s what my cat’s life is like.

Kill it with fire. 

(u hear banging on ur window at 3:47 am and u look outside and this is standing there)

“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” 

are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would be are cafeterias a myth