Jeonghan Receives a Phone Call From 'babe'

Seokmin: [ exhales ] How's my breath?

Jun: Oooh, like flowers! How'd you do that?

Seokmin: I ate two flowers.

Mark: these two bicker like an old married couple.

BamBam: We ARE an old couple.

Yugyeom: Who are you calling old?!!

Chan: I'm gonna play a song about being the leader of Stray Kids so far

Stays: ooohh?

Chan: [deeply inhales]

Chan: [plays a chord]

Chan: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Minho: sounds about right

Jeongin: Did you know jellyfish have survived 600 thousand years without a brain?

Minho: a ray of hope for Jisung.

[ maknaes with Joshua ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Joshua: ...We have food at home.

Maknaes: Awwww.

[ maknaes with Seungcheol ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Seungcheol: [ pulls up into drive through ]

Maknaes: [ cheering ]

Seungcheol: One black coffee, please.

[ maknaes with Jeonghan ]

Maknaes: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Jeonghan: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Jeonghan: if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly, I'd have $0, LMAOOOO WHATD YOU THINKKKK

Dino: I'm gonna change that-

DK: *comes up with a stupid idea for a prank*

Hoshi: We could be killed!!

Hoshi: or worse, Seungcheol will lecture us on responsibility again.

Hoshi: *shivers in fright*

Hoshi: lets get carats to give ideas for new choreography, do that we appeal to our audience more

Seungcheol: coming from you, thats actually a good idea

Hoshi to carats: so what would be cool to put in the choreo?

Hard stans: GRINDING. thats it.

Soft stans: HEARTS AND AEGYO ALL THE WAYYY!!

Seungcheol: I take back what i said, that was a really stupid idea

Woozi: you should’ve seen this coming.

Wonwoo: thats ridiculous, Mingyu doesn't have crush on me!

Vernon: yes, he does

Jeonghan: yes, he does

Woozi: yes, he does

Rest of Seventeen: yes, he does

Mingyu: yes, i do.

Woozi: making ma way downtown walkin fast~

Mingyu: Hyung!! look what i did-

Woozi: MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.