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most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

 “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 

The face of someone who enjoyed their snack

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thank you for 5 years of entertainment, @buzzfeedunsolved 👻👽🔍

i’ve watched this show since the first season, and you guys never fail to make me laugh even through the scariest moments :’D i’m sad to see it go, but also so excited to watch the finale!

thanks for all the memes and mysteries. good luck with the new company @wearewatcher 👁👄👁

true crime version of this coming soon…?

People who are younger than you but taller

Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

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"Choose not a life of imitation"

Oh man, i want these to fr be my last words

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

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