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Soldier, do you know that the ridged edges of a ritz cracker is actually intended to be used to cut cheese

Soldier: [stares at the letter and then gets up to go into the kitchen and get out the box of crackers from the cabinet, staring at it for a while before muttering to himself] ..I could turn this into a weapon.

i feel like people often forget that medic is inherently just a weird ass dude.

like. the line between him and the ‘mad scientist trope’ traits is blurred but not invisible. He’s a mad scientist when he’s losing himself at a major breakthrough in an experiment or during surgery. He’s a funky dude when he thinks that the little bread monster likes him. He’s a mad scientist when he’s sewing the animal organs into the classic team. He’s funky when he’s shouting ‘HELLO FRAULEINS!!’ at the top of his lungs (a legitimate voiceline that he does have). He’s a mad scientist when he’s shouting ‘I am the angry bird god of the Badlands, fear me’.

The perfect mix of the two is when he’s crazy enough to lie to cheavy, but weird enough that it’s believable.

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

dream almost calling tubbo tommy oh he’s never beating the obsessed allegations

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What if there was a crp dating sim, but you don't get to date any of them and the plot gets messed up really fast?

God Gale as a motivational coach and his guest Astarion lul

Run before they are trying to sell you some NFT's!

I think it’s really funny seeing those Twitter AU’s where the author portrays Tony as just like so suave and casual online even when he’s interacting with Gen Z kids even tho it should really be the opposite.

His TRUE final form is Trophy Husband Who No Longer Understands The Internet But Insists He Is Still Cool And Hip

So an accurate Twitter au would be Tony embodying “How do you do, fellow kids?” and throwing a tantrum when someone calls him old.

“I’m a tech genius, Peter! That makes me cool and hip. Tell Pepper I’m cool and hip. Peter, stop laughing.”

And Peter has just resigned himself to patting Tony on the back like “Yes, Mr. Stark. You are very cool and hip. Please never say cash money again.”