I Like To Think That Miguel Just Saw Peni Going Through The Most Traumatic Shit A Teenager Can Deal With(not

1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue

30th oc:

Malleus: "Why do you stand against me? I am bestowing my [blessing]... If only you would succumb to a never-waking slumber..."

"THEN ALL OF YOU, AND I AS WELL, WILL NEVER. LOSE ANYTHING. NO LONGER SHALL THERE BE ANY SADNESS!"

Idia: "WHY? U srs? You're a Night Raven student too, and u don't get it?"

"Those goody two-shoes who do favors nobody asked for and force their kindness on others..."

"ARE WHO WE REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THE MOST!!!"

mob: sniffle ..... hrgng .... dimple ... was a friend ... *sobbing noises*

the next episode preview: mob and co are looking for ALIENS ⁉️👽😲 and I'm DRIVING THEM THERE ⁉️😱‼️‼️ tune in next week 🌟💥😀

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

You know how like squidward hates spongebob right? or acts like it at least

And how in that one spongebob episode when the dude yelled at Spongbob for delivering the pizza late and Squidward basically beat his ass?

hear me out hear me out

The tf2 mercs but with eachother. Theyll yell at eachother and fight and what not but as soon as someone else tries doing that? You better run for the hills

IM NOT DONE ACTUALLY!!

WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT MINSC TELLING DURGE HE IS NOW LIKE THEIR FAMILY AND THEIR UNCLE?? THE WAY MY HEART MELTED WHEN HE SAID IT AND BOO IS LIKE A WEIRD FURRY COUSIN

Felt like saying it here as well

me minding my own business peacefully:

my brain: hey remember those essays you wrote and submitted for writing courses in middle and early high school about how schools are designed to strip children of their creativity and desires, actively lying saying they work to help children explore their passions while punishing them for not being able to conform and how exhausting it is and how it plays a major factor in why the upcoming generations are so demotivated towards life

me: æ

TF2 needs an exclusive "Heavy!" call for Medic. Where did my Heavy go. You are giant and loud but I cannot find you. I hear gunfire but see no smoke. I am a lost little german boy in a cave full of Enemie Teamen who want to murdern die Mediken gott hilf mir