Currently Obsessed With A Twitter Account That Has A Bot Set Up To Record Their Cat Leaving And Returning

currently obsessed with a twitter account that has a bot set up to record their cat leaving and returning to their house

Currently Obsessed With A Twitter Account That Has A Bot Set Up To Record Their Cat Leaving And Returning

the best part is that the replies are a wave of sadness and depression whenever the cat leaves and then rejoicing when it comes back like the cat is some kind of messiah

Currently Obsessed With A Twitter Account That Has A Bot Set Up To Record Their Cat Leaving And Returning
Currently Obsessed With A Twitter Account That Has A Bot Set Up To Record Their Cat Leaving And Returning
Currently Obsessed With A Twitter Account That Has A Bot Set Up To Record Their Cat Leaving And Returning
Currently Obsessed With A Twitter Account That Has A Bot Set Up To Record Their Cat Leaving And Returning

frankly im on board with out new lord and savior Pepito. let the people rejoice in his presence as he is the messiah

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6 months ago

i believe in the inherent goodness of people

I Believe In The Inherent Goodness Of People
3 months ago
Keep Your Messaging Simple:

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

1 year ago

I was gushing to a friend of mine about how much I love Ludwig as a character - you know, as you do - and I thought maybe you guys might like to see it too.

He has the Captain Kirk paradox. Somebody on the Star Trek side of tumblr put it into words once: The Original Series Captain Kirk is somehow able to express large amounts of both masculine and feminine qualities, simultaneously, and not a single bit of it seems weird or out of place for him.

I see Ludwig the same way. He expresses his emotions really freely even in canon - I probably exaggerate it a little bit, but they must have made his face as flexible as they did for a reason. In my experience, none of the other mercs even come CLOSE to the detail of micro-expressions that can be put on him. He was specifically designed to be highly emotional.

Even with this high degree of emotion, he still manages to be masculine as hell in many shots, AND YET, you can look at those very same shots and still think 'babygirl you are a hot mess' completely unironically.

Despite being described simply as a 'mad scientist' or 'mad doctor', Ludwig is a remarkably deep character who is so far detached from gender norms that even observers who are looking for specific masculine or feminine qualities can't really nail them down completely, because he's never not expressing both types of energy.

In conclusion: Once again, it's 4AM, I am Not Okay™️ about that old man, and thank you for coming to my TED talk.

2 years ago

after all these years tf2 is announcing a new 10th class and it's sans undertale

9 months ago

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

4 months ago

remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

2 months ago

this clip makes me so emotional. i feel like this sometimes, at night especially. That the whole wide world may swallow me whole. That i’m wide-eyed in the face of god. that I’m not a victim of smallness but rather its loving disciple.

1 year ago

I love Gale, he’s great.

So I was watching some videos of Gale’s epilogue discussions with a friendship/non-romanced Tav, and…oh my god, Gale…

So I Was Watching Some Videos Of Gale’s Epilogue Discussions With A Friendship/non-romanced Tav, And…oh

[Sorcerer] You confine yourself to the School of Illusion? I’d have thought you could teach the entire curriculum…

So I Was Watching Some Videos Of Gale’s Epilogue Discussions With A Friendship/non-romanced Tav, And…oh

Gale: I did offer, as a matter of fact.

So I Was Watching Some Videos Of Gale’s Epilogue Discussions With A Friendship/non-romanced Tav, And…oh

Gale: However, the Blackstaff insisted I couldn’t teach every subject, nor could the simulacra of myself I offered to create for that purpose.

————————

Blackstaff: Well Gale, we’d be honored to take you on as a professor. What subject would you like to teach?

Gale:

ALL OF THEM

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