My Current Dark Urge Is A Half-elf Bard Named Fern And They’re Just,,

my current dark urge is a half-elf bard named fern and they’re just,,

romancing wyll

spent majority of act 1 shoving astarion whenever he said something witty then kills anyone else who does it

freaking out whenever shadowheart or wyll gets downed

usually gives the pretty items to shadowheart or wyll

looks vaguely amused by everything

constantly bloody

continuously says “first in my heart” whenever talking to wyll or gale

minsc and boo are their new best friends (sorry gale)

is currently hoarding clown parts

despite having viscous mockery, barely uses it and always gets cursed by it

i think they’d be an anxious squirrel if they were an animal

My Current Dark Urge Is A Half-elf Bard Named Fern And They’re Just,,

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Forgot to post on Tumblr again oopsie-

⚠️ Please do not repost without permission/credit I worked hard on this :(

The amount of layers was insane, it's my first time making a vid like this.

Found the audio on tik tok and thought it would fit him lmao

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inspired by: @ghostisposting

1 year ago

imagine waking up on the nautiloid, stumbling around confused and lost, running into a gith woman and then a half-elf cleric. Starting to collect your thoughts and bearings, running into the helm to find a way to get out—and there’s just…this guy surrounded by dead imps and is currently sawing off the head of a mindflayer. Then he looks up to you and just:

“Oh! Hallo!” and gives you the most deranged yet friendly smile.

Anyway this is my bg3 x tf2 propaganda


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1 year ago

LESS miguel o’hara fanart of him looking sexily at the camera pulling up his shirt or whatever. MORE miguel o’hara fanart of him crying pathetically in the bathroom

1 year ago

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both of them are 100% sure that medic is a demon

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