Bg3 X Tf2 Would Be Pure Chaos And I Think That Would Be Brilliant

I dont care what happens in Season 4 just give me Klaus hargreeves in high heels

it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

Jergal, the scribe of the dead, the archivist—this three fates motherfucker who refuses to elaborate on personal questions but waxes philosophical about your adventure, protects you, ensures your success, brings you back into the fray, puts you back on your feet, helps you mold yourself into whatever you want to be, this strange reverse-psychopomp—is the only god who did not reject Astarion.

Astarion, a finicky undead who went to law school once upon a time who is never seen at camp without a book in his hands. Astarion who passes more perception and insight checks than anyone else in my games. Astarion with his mediocre Charisma stat but higher than average Intelligence stat. Astarion who ONE HUNDRED PERCENT probably put together who Old Man Withers was but just shrugged like "I got other shit going on and I'm not about to kick a skeleton out of the closet."

I want Old Man Withers as Astarion's Grampa Figure. Astarion CALLING Withers an elvish equivalent of "Gramps". (U'osi/U'osu?? That's so cute wtf)

Oumaede really was kind of confirmed woooooow, good day

Sorry not the best at writing but this idea has been stuck in my mind.(loosely based on a few other post's as well)

Imagine humans have been in space for a bit and are a well recognized specie's.

One of are most interesting things is that we look almost identical to another species who looks very similar to humans younglings. It's also known that this similar species struggling with being able to actually get pregnant or give birth. So younglings are very few in-between and fiercely protected and loved by they're entire race.

Just to also add more to this.

This species is a lot bigger and heavier then humans.

But here's the actual scenario. There's a crew in space and two of the look a likes and a teenage human start to bond over time. And the reason why the teenage human is in space because there parents didn't care and the look a likes start to develop a almost parental bond with the human.

And one day the look a likes see a class about humans and decide to take it to learn more about there human crewmate. And are horrified to learn that there companion even in humans terms are still considered a child. And after the class rush to find the human and ask if the class is true and are even more horrified to learn it is.

And so the look a likes decide to take over the parental roles for there human youngling. The human is oblivious at first but eventually catch on and honestly is over joyed to learn this.

I just think it'd make a really neat found family story :]

My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

hits that poor unsuspecting employee with the father beam

Ladies, Sirs, whatever you may perfer,

May I present to you: The Jedtavius personal space timeline

Normal amount of space between two adversaries/rivals.

2. Normal amount of space between two friends (Octavius still counts as a 'people' to Jed's aversion to contact/personal space)

3. Normal amount of space between two friends (Octavius no longer counts as a 'people' to Jed's aversion to contact/personal space)

4. Your personal space, is my personal space

pizza puffs is so important to me personally. a true microcosm of raph's struggles

tempted to rate tf2 ships because I’m bored 🤨…