I Hate Australian People They Need A Dumb Fucking Nickname For Every Single Word. Can’t Even Get In

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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1 year ago

12 Raph would be a horrible influence on Rise Mikey. Like 12 Raph is a chronic swearer both in English and in Japanese and he can be incredibly rude to people he doesn't like and I just picture him accidentally saying something to Rise Mikey like:

"Oh?? Someone's messing with you?? Beat their ass, show them who's boss. Let them know who the top dog is."

And Rise Mikey's kinda like:

"Huh, so go unhinged? Actually that might help me out thanks-"

It'd be little things like that. Just 12 Raph much like with his own little brother 12 Mikey, encouraging Rise Mikey to go absolutely batshit nuts.

It's a friendship that only the artist besties could share lol.

1 year ago

I will forever be sad that Durge can’t bring Orin to camp with them and have her join as they both work to redeem themselves.


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2 years ago

Ghost texting Soap: saw a snail today…. effervescent.

Soap texting Ghost: RISE💤😴AND GRIND😢👔💼THAT PAPER🤑💵💵AINT GON MAKE ITSELF👌💯DONT MATTER IF YOU GOT KIDS👪👶IF YOU BY YOURSELF👤😳IF U FRESH OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL🏆😥OR JAIL🙌👮🏻🚓OR EVEN OLD AS FUCK😂😂👴🏻👵🏼ITS MONDAY MORNING⏰✔️✔️GET YO ASS UP⬆️⬆️😣AND GET IT IN😹🙂FUCK ALL THE HATERS😖🔫👌💯💯YOU CAN FIND ME👀🔍🏃🏽AT THE MF BANK🏛👍🏼😂😂😂😂💯💯💯

1 year ago

I think it’s really funny seeing those Twitter AU’s where the author portrays Tony as just like so suave and casual online even when he’s interacting with Gen Z kids even tho it should really be the opposite.

His TRUE final form is Trophy Husband Who No Longer Understands The Internet But Insists He Is Still Cool And Hip

So an accurate Twitter au would be Tony embodying “How do you do, fellow kids?” and throwing a tantrum when someone calls him old.

“I’m a tech genius, Peter! That makes me cool and hip. Tell Pepper I’m cool and hip. Peter, stop laughing.”

And Peter has just resigned himself to patting Tony on the back like “Yes, Mr. Stark. You are very cool and hip. Please never say cash money again.”

1 year ago

why are they all so mad at Five?? he did nothing?? Allison hit the button and he knows the same amount as the rest of you??? leave him alone!!

1 year ago

shoutout to soldier tf2

I just think he’s neat :)


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5 months ago
Do You Guys Like This Horse I Drew

Do you guys like this horse i drew

2 years ago

i think Puss in Boots and Sun Wukong would be friends

that’s it, that’s the post


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