I Fucking Love The Differences Between Epic And Odyssey Telemachus

I fucking love the differences between Epic and Odyssey Telemachus

Epic!Telemachus: I wanna be legendary! I want to go on adventures and fight monsters! My dad is the coolest! I'm a bit sheltered and naive!

Odyssey!Telemachus: I am going to hang a dozen traitors so they die slowly and then cut off a man's dick and feed it to the dogs. Please don't make me talk to people

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1 year ago

As a community we need to come up w sillier ways for noir to interact w modern technology. Like being banned from driving in other universes after whipping a car around so fast they went off road. 4 dead 83 injured (he doesn’t know what powered steering is)

1 year ago

Little ramble

I don't mind Shadowpeach as a romantic ship - I find it very fun that it as a romantic relationship can be left completely up to viewer interpretation - but personally, I see it as a found family thing.

It's walking a line between friends and brothers. Like they were once so close they called each other brothers (putting the Brotherhood thing aside for a moment), and even now that they're separated they view each other somewhat as more past brothers than past bffs.

On that note, I need to see Macaque freeing Wukong. I need to see them again. Period.

Because if I am not SUPER CLEAR ABOUT THIS someone will come find my corner of the internet and accuse me of something: ship away! All the ships! I don't care! (Excluding problematic ones but we're not talking about those right now). Personally I think romantic relationships are left better off out of canon, and that's why fanfic exists.

I like Shadowpeach. For other people. I like reading them freak out about how they're married and draw cute comics about them kissing or being gay.

For me? They're found family.

And at the end of the day, we all get our cute little monkeys (I wrote this as monkies what has the show done to me), so it's nice to have a little corner to collectively vibe in.

6 months ago

we as a fandom need to talk about the sandvich saga more like what do you mean the cast got bored and created this whole series where medic hallucinates that he is dying in the desert and they throw bread crusts at each other and spy has a crisis because he wishes he was a ballet dancer

We As A Fandom Need To Talk About The Sandvich Saga More Like What Do You Mean The Cast Got Bored And

i love you tf2 cast

We As A Fandom Need To Talk About The Sandvich Saga More Like What Do You Mean The Cast Got Bored And
4 months ago

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

1 year ago

I'm still reeling from Good Omens 2 — and I'm not talking about the cliffhanger.

No, I'm talking about the plot.

The whole "something terrible is going to happen" thing with Gabriel in the beginning made it seem like this season was going to go like season 1 did — Armageddon, take 2.

And then when the season ended I was so distracted by the cliffhanger that it never really processed for me that this entire season was... Well.

Whereas season 1 was about stopping the Apocalypse, season 2 was entirely about romance, and only romance.

From what I can recall, there were three main storylines driving the plot in season 2:

1.) Maggie and Nina's love story.

2.) Gabriel and Beelzebub's love story.

3.) Crowley and Aziraphale's love story.

Even if it didn't seem that way at first, it was revealed in the end that everything that had happened had to do with someone's romance.

Naked amnesiac Gabriel showing up at the bookstore? That only happened because he fell in love with Beelzebub and got himself fired, only to run away before they could steal his memories of falling in love with them.

This whole season was about trying to find out what happened to Gabriel (love, love is what happened), trying to get Nina to fall in love with Maggie, and Crowley coming to terms with the fact that he is in love with Aziraphale, and then eventually working up the courage to act on that love.

And that's not even mentioning the minisodes which were basically telling us the story of how Crowley and Aziraphale fell in love!

This entire season was centered around romance, and only romance!

Season 2 of Good Omens was literally a Love Story — I can't believe it, can you?!

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU so much, Mr. Neil Gaiman!

Never before would I have guessed that season 2 would end up like this... I know we're all sad about how things left off with Crowley and Aziraphale, but there's not nearly enough appreciation going around for how we were even able to get to that point in the first place!

Everyone say,

"THANK YOU, NEIL GAIMAN!"

And let's not forget David Tennant (Crowley) and Michael Sheen (Aziraphale) who played these hopelessly in love idiots so well!

1 year ago

I think it’s really funny seeing those Twitter AU’s where the author portrays Tony as just like so suave and casual online even when he’s interacting with Gen Z kids even tho it should really be the opposite.

His TRUE final form is Trophy Husband Who No Longer Understands The Internet But Insists He Is Still Cool And Hip

So an accurate Twitter au would be Tony embodying “How do you do, fellow kids?” and throwing a tantrum when someone calls him old.

“I’m a tech genius, Peter! That makes me cool and hip. Tell Pepper I’m cool and hip. Peter, stop laughing.”

And Peter has just resigned himself to patting Tony on the back like “Yes, Mr. Stark. You are very cool and hip. Please never say cash money again.”

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