While Ago Is Chaos, Anyways

I recently saw an information at TV Tropes that when Cosmo was a baby, his raw power was so lethal that the Council declared that there would be no more babies being born until Poof/Peri came along.

Then, when I looked at New Wish and saw Cosmo's true form...

(screenshot by @/sparklyaxolotlstudent)

Yeah, no wonder why he wreaked havoc when the baby in question is ONE OF THE HIGHEST-RANKING ANGELS IN HEAVEN WHICH IS A THRONE

Makes me wonder if we get to see Cosmo's true raw power as an adult...

Just woke up to see this

On youtube at my recommendation

WOW! GOOD MORNING YOUTUBE!!!

The moment Wilbur sits down in his makeshift boat, Tommy climbs aboard and sits down too. The boat shakes as he settles, water lapping up the sides and spilling over into the hull.

“What are you doing?” Wilbur asks, craning his neck around. Tommy is completely soaked from the rain. His t-shirt clings to his body, heavy and grey, while his dripping hair sticks to his forehead and dangles over his eyes, obscuring all but his frown from Wilbur’s view.

“Coming with you to Utah,” Tommy answers, wrapping his arms around Wilbur’s chest and gripping his sweater tight enough to tear it if Wilbur were to attempt to pull away. “I’m not letting you fucking leave without me.”

“Tommy-” Wilbur sighs, pushing a hand through his own wet hair. “Tommy it doesn’t work like that. Only people who are from Utah can go to Utah.”

“They’ll make an exception for me,” Tommy growls into Wilbur’s coat. “Because I’m not letting go of you until we’re in Utah or you come back to my house with me.”

“Tommy-”

“What?”

Wilbur stares ahead. The sun is peaking over the horizon, red and orange rays beginning to chase away the darkness. The storm will be over soon. “You need to let me go.”

Tommy fists his fingers deeper into Wilbur’s sweater. “No I don’t. Fuck off.”

The rain slows to a drizzle as the sun rises high enough to turn the black sky into a brilliant yellow. Grey clouds dissipate, making room for the white wisps of late summer. Wilbur sighs heavily. He’s missed his chance.

“Fine. You win, Tommy. I’ll go back to your ridiculous dirt house and sleep among the worms.”

“You’re not going to run off the second we get out of the boat, are you?”

Wilbur laughs. “I’m not a stray cat, Tommy.”

“You kind of smell like one,” Tommy says, finally lessening his hold on Wilbur. “I’ll get you a leash.”

“You’re the one who needs a leash.”

Tommy sputters indignantly, his voice drowning out the sound of the last drops of rain splashing into the water around them, and for the moment Wilbur forgets why he ever wanted to go to Utah in the first place.

i love this loser

Tsukasa's One Solid Step at a Time card is his first 2* rarity card since his Balloon Presenter card, released alongside the Smile of Dreamer event in February 2021. This is his first 2* card in 811 days (2 years 81 days). He currently holds the record for longest time between two cards of the same rarity, beating Nene’s previous record of 801 days earlier this month.

I’ll do anything but no.1

get to know me, pick some numbers.

1. selfie 2. what would you name your future kids? 3. do you miss anyone? 4. what are you looking forward to? 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? 6. is it hard for you to get over someone? 7. what was your life like last year? 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? 9. who did you last see in person? 10. are you good at hiding your feelings? 11. are you listening to music right now? 12. what is something you want right now? 13. how do you feel right now? 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? 15. personality description 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? 17. opinion on insecurities. 18. do you miss how things were a year ago? 19. have you ever been to New York? 20. what is your favourite song at the moment? 21. age and birthday? 22. description of crush. 23. fear(s) 24. height 25. role model 26. idol(s) 27. things i hate 28. i’ll love you if… 29. favourite film(s) 30. favourite tv show(s) 31. 3 random facts 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? 33. something you want to learn 34. most embarrassing moment 35. favourite subject 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? 37. favourite actor/actress 38. favourite comedian(s) 39. favourite sport(s) 40. favourite memory 41. relationship status 42. favourite book(s) 43. favourite song ever 44. age you get mistaken for 45. how you found out about your idol 46. what my last text message says 47. turn ons 48. turn offs 49. where i want to be right now 50. favourite picture of your idol 51. starsign 52. something i’m talented at 53. 5 things that make me happy 54. something thats worrying me at the moment 55. tumblr friends 56. favourite food(s) 57. favourite animal(s) 58. description of my best friend 59. why i joined tumblr 60. ask me anything you want

I just woke up

I went to twich and saw tommy was live awhile ago so I watch .......

AND HE'S DEAD! WTF

imma cry now

YOOOOOOO

<BS:ZA> Connections

Logo: RINNΞ

Toko/Aysh/Nora:

Toko - Aysh - Nora (Been friends since their elementary days)

(On their highschool days they met) ~ Suro - Yuki - Rinne

Nora confessed to Yuki when they were partnered up in a school project. While Suro confessed to Aysh when they finally graduated.

Suro treated them as his siblings (except Aysh ofc, thats his wife /hj)

Rookie/Rev:

Had known each other at Middle school and are both the director(lead) of their music club.

Rookie barely spoke to Rev since she's very anti-social, but the two got a bit closer when they were assigned to have a duet one day.

Soon departed when they reached their Highschool days.

Rinne/Rookie:

Rookie was a bartender in one of the cafe she worked at and that's where she met Rinne.

Both of them are anti-social but Rookie was the one who made the move and finally started talking to Rinne.

Rinne confessed but Rookie didn't answered him at first but when Rookie came looking for Rinne when the apocalypse occur, that's where she answered yes.

Kaitou/Koe:

(I already wrote a backstory..)

Met on their highschool days.

Was partnered up with a project.

Kaitou went running up to Koe's flat when the apocalypse began to occur.

Cyjen/Sereni:

Had known eachother since kids— the two were neighbors.

Sereni would show off to Cyjen the "sword skills" they learned and soon after their parents gifted them plastic Katanas for their birthdays.

(As to why they had a real Katana in the current timeline is left a mystery)

(Cyjen's highschool days they encountered) ~ Rookie

The two never spoke a word to one another, would often smile at each other when they meet at the hallways.

Rookie would often hear rumors from other classmate, the topic is Cyjen and their friends.

Bon/Mimi:

Were in the same class in their highschool years and still kept in contact even after they graduated.

Secret Princes Wilbur and Tommy AU

the sleepy bois are the ruling family of the antarctic empire, which is one of the largest and strongest kingdoms in the world

it goes king phil, crown prince technoblade, and princes wilbur and tommy

the royal family has a tradition where, in order to connect with their people and learn other cultures, each member of the royal family will leave to travel the world at age 15 with one or two trusted people. when tommy turns 15 he leaves with wilbur

the point of this journey is that no one knows theyre the princes, so they just dont tell anybody and like walk or ride horseback everywhere.

they send a letter home at least once a week to let their family know theyre safe and where they are.

they pick up tubbo somewhere along the way and he & tommy become best friends and he travels with them

they dont tell him anything for a while but once theyre sure they can trust him they do

he figured it out a long ass time ago tho lmao

so they travel as a trio for a while

shortly after tommy turns 16 they come upon the lands of the dream smp

they send a letter back to phil saying theyre gonna stop there for a while and then continue on later

and then the letters just stopped

phil & tech get like. SUPER WORRIED bc theyve lost all contact with their family

so they decide to go there themselves and send a messenger ahead of them asking for an urgent diplomatic meeting.

(meanwhile wilbur decided Hey Drugs Are Nice Actually and started a revolution bc he wanted to sell them and just,,,,, forgot,,,,,, about sending letters back home)

by the time phil & techcno got worried enough to go find them the whole election had gone down so theyre exiled and in pogtopia when they get there

the people who show up to the meeting are dream, eret (since theyre technically King), and schlatt and his cabinet (george quackity and tubbo)

phil calls the meeting to order and tells them that his eldest and youngest sons had gone on their Journey and that the last theyd been heard from was in this area, so “If anyone has heard anything about my sons, Princes Wilbur and Tommy, please, we haven’t heard from them in months.”

chaos ensues

tubbo just spends this whole meeting holding back laughter bc this is honestly so funny to him

dreams like “oh fuck i SHOT the prince of the antarctic empire”

schlatt is trying to think of ways to turn this in his favor

tubbo pipes up “hi mr king philza i know where they are! i’m tubbo!”

and phil lights up like “oh tubbo! my sons have told me so much about you!”

(quack george & eret are just sitting in shocked silence the whole time)

so the meeting comes to an end and tubbo offers to go get the two missing princes while everyone else waits in manburg

so word got out that the king and crown prince of the antarctic empire were paying the smp a visit and so theyve attracted a bit of a crowd

(its basically everyone who wasnt in the meeting)

everyone who was there is still kinda in shock so no one says anything

phil & techno (but mostly phil bc “oh no social situations”) talk to the people of manburg while waiting on tubbo and phil gets into a conversation with niki about whats been going down around here. he learns about all the war & election stuff from her.

meanwhile she is INCREDIBLY curious about why theyre here and no ones said anything yet but she doesnt want to ask bc yknow. royal family & all

and then techno is rugby tackled by a flying tommy. like “teeeeEEEEEECHNOOOOOOO” B A M

everyone around them is like. horrified. bc techno being techno has a reputation for his battle prowess and bloodthirstiness so theyre like “oh god is he going to be murdered”

but no. phil just busts a gut laughing at the boys on the ground while techno complains in his typical deadpan tone

tommy starts rambling at techno and about a minute later here comes wilbur & tubbo.

they see the sheer confusion happening and tubbos like “did you not tell them??” phil: “and miss out on this? no way”

(phil can have a little chaos. as a treat)

after phil stops laughing he pries tommy off of techno and pulls both his missing boys into a hug like “oh god i was so worried you didnt write for months i didnt know if you were even alive” and they both feel so guilty and apologise and they just hug for a minute

(tommy grabs techno & drags him in too)

and when phil’s done reassuring himself that his boys are ok he does a COMPLETE 180. he grabs them both by the ear like “now whats this i hear about you starting wars in foreign countries??? i taught you better than to start shit with potential allies!!”

everyone around them is so fuckin confused. niki’s just like “uh,,,, tubbo? do you know whats going on?”

he just casually says “oh i forgot you guys didnt know! yeah tommy and wilbur are princes of the antarctic empire”

“.......WHAT”

wilbur & tommy get scolded for a solid 20 minutes while the entire population of manburg goes through the realization that these idiots are royalty. fundy & niki get over it the quickest & fundy decides to be a lil shit

(so in this au fundy isnt really wilburs son but instead he’s accidentally called wilbur dad MULTIPLE TIMES so its become a running joke between the members of the former l’manburg that fundy is his son)

so after the Scolding he walks up to wilbur like “hey DAD why dont you introduce me to my grandpa?”

wilburs like “FUNDY NO- ugh dad this is our friend fundy. he keeps calling me dad by mistake so now we call him my son as a joke”

“..... i cant believe im already a grandfather” (tommy laughs so hard he falls over again)

techno and phil can’t stay for too long after they make sure everything is okay so they stay for like a week to get to know will & tommy’s friends (and techno does a bit of Threatening @ dream & schlatt so they stop with the serious fighting shit)

they also do some ~~~~politics talk~~~~ to smooth everything over bc like. they DID start a revolution in a foreign country

tommy gets his discs back as part of it but phil immediately takes them away for the rest of the time he’s there

will & tommy decide they want to stay at least a little while longer bc they have friends there and dont want to leave quite yet. phil lets them but they have to promise not to start any more wars and schlatt decides to be smart for once and revokes the banishment so its mostly,,, well not peaceful bc this IS the dream smp but theres not any more big wars at least

and at some point everyone goes to visit the antarctic empire and see where tommy & wilbur grew up and realize how COLD it is there

There a family, your honor

family

remembering that peri is related to jorgen due to him and cosmo being cousins. and that Big Daddy is his GRANDFATHER is hilarious, bc like. Damn. Guy has connections