Most Of The People Who Complains About The Childish War Cover Are The Ensekai Fans Who Wants The Shinonome

This sound to real

So I just had a weird dream

Basically a new Tales of the SMP episode came out and it had to do with the sea and a curse or something. I don't remember much but basically the episode happened and we were introduced to a character, that had red hair and green eyes ( and I think was a pirate???), called Sally. After the episode came out, the fandom lost it and everyone was theorizing that "Sally" was actually Sally the Salmon.

This prompted Karl? Or maybe Dream?? (I don't remember) to make a tweet that vaguely implied that Sally was indeed Sally the Salmon. This broke the fandom even more and also caused a lot of people to start drawing fanart of Sally. Eventually, Wilbur found out about this and was mad that people were drawing Sally the Salmon as a pretty shape-shifting pirate lady and not an actual fish so he made a tweet stating that Sally was indeed just a normal salmon and that his character did indeed fuck a fish and to just ignore whatever Karl or Dream were saying. His tweet got mainly ignored by the fandom because we were tired of his cursed shit and because he technically wasn't the main writer anymore so we didn't have to listen to him.

However, his tweet made a couple fans agree with him and call the rest of the fandom "cowards" and "pussies" for not accepting the cursed lore. This lead to like a massive fandom war where some artists basically drew extremely cursed art of Sally the Salmon as an actual fish while other artists tried to combat this while drawing Sally the Salmon as a beautiful badass shape-shifting pirate lady. This caused the words "WILBUR FUCKED A FISH" "SALLY IS A SALMON" "SALLY IS A SHAPESHIFTER" to go Trending on Twitter which lead to Twitter Description Guy snapping and having a villain arc by insulting the fandom and how shit his work is and then rambling about his failed marriage?? and crippling alcohol addiction??? in the Twitter Trending Description

After that I woke up :|

BEST DREAM EVER

lol when I saw it on techno is just yelled “WILBUR!!!”

“he’s [the fox] eating sand”

philza’s immediate groans let me know EXACTLY what that man is thinking

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

Shit that I miss about the lore /rp

Tommy is now free from jail

Jack is mad

Tubbo is just following him

Ranbo might kill Dream

Niki didn’t give a fuck about Tommy

Connor know something about Karl 

Tommy finally gonna go to Therapy 

Niki had a city with no government

Fundy make a prank over Ranboo and Technoblade (They remove it as of now)

Foolish is a god

something happened to Hanna (her skin turn from red to white/house goes to pink? to grey)

Tommy want to kill Dream

Puffy is a Mom to Michele

Tubbo and Ranboo Divorce Arc no.4????

I made a poem, uh yeah...

Okay, here the tea:

in our creating writing class (that only had 6 students cuz HUMSS) our teacher Mx. G, ( yes they ask to call them that.) to make a short poem about something we like, I like a lot so I cut it into 3: Music, Literature, Arts. So I made one each and pick one, I pick the music one. why am I telling you this? well, the 2nd one is about Literature and is reminded me of Karl's time-traveling/ Tales from the SMP.

so here check it:

Umarbeiten (Rewrite)

Collecting books full of great mystery

Create new ones about different history

To extends the knowledge of the past

And to retell the tales that unabashed

Can Hazel reach almost a million wish?

Context: we (me and sis) are calculating on how the million wishes be possible, cause my sister thinking about it.

Here's the calculation:

the number of days in a year is 365, and for leap year it's 366. making it impossible if it's a wish per day, to calculate on how many wishes are needed to reach a million before a year to see if it can be possible in what way. Yes, we know the show's timeline of each episodes are weeks apart, making the whole show last around 5 months max (152.084 days), story wise.

If Hazel wishes 2,710 times a day she can reach it a whole year. She would make ~112 wishes per hour.

A normal person speaks 120-150 words per minute.

As for Timmy, he reached around 50 years (18,262.5 days) to have his wishes to a million based on Timmy's Secret Wish!, he probably make 54.757 wishes per day.

The only possible way for Hazel to reach a million is by rapping all in her sleep wishes.

if anyone wonder if you wish on a daily to reach a million wishes it will take you ~2,740 years to accomplish it.

some gifts for the tungle

Eret talking about c!Eret on twitter

No one:

Not a single soul:

Me in 5:00am:

I WANT A GAYYYYY DISNEY PRINCEEEEE

https://youtu.be/m7yiHF1EiQ0

HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!?