your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I always wonder why Peri has a different wand compared to other fairy godparents.
Other than the show designers wanting to resemble his wand with his rattle wand when he was a baby and make Peri look cool, I speculate that his magic is so powerful, both as a baby and an adult, that he needs a special wand to control it.
The fact that he is a child of a Throne and a Power (Cosmo and Wanda respectively) and a distant relative to Jorgen might support this.
Which reminds me of this:
I drew the whole snufmin kiss just for Little My saying ‘bold move brother’ and I regret nothing
(If you saw me posting the not colored version you didn’t)
Bonus:
I know a lot of ppl say to not use Saki for Tsukasa angst and they’re right! But if you wonder what would be good for Tsukasa angst, a good idea is to read the event stories, card stories, etc and try to read in between the lines. Some ppl find it difficult to do that some some things I noticed was;
- he puts others over himself and is actually really selfless so he tends to take care of others more than himself
- he puts on a facade which makes people think he’s a selfish attention seeker but he’s just trying to make people happy
- he was left alone for most of his childhood, he lives in a huge house but it was always empty
- he didn’t have many people to rely on growing up, not many friends either
- people think he’s weird/loud/annoying so they tend to avoid him at school or public places
- he wants everyone to think he’s okay even when he’s not because he doesn’t want to be a burden/he doesn’t want ppl to worry about him or make them sad in any way
- he works his ass off and is a perfectionist
There’s probably a lot more but I’m kinda tired and I wanna watch chainsaw man lol so please comment if you see this and think of any and I’ll add it onto the list!! Also remember that it is a bad thing to use Saki’s illness for Tsukasa angst because her illness is a big deal and not just leverage to make another character seem sadder or have a ‘more interesting backstory’
- also please don’t be afraid to correct me and Ill be sure to fix up any mistakes I made!
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as a oswald fan i say HELL YEAH!!
A comprehensive explanation post on the vocaloid song WOZWALD by Niru Kajitsu ft. v_flower, a song about the evils of humanity, the definition of happiness, and possibly Walt Disney.
CW: depression, suicide
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THE EP IS OUT
Only in the dream smp
This sound to real
So I just had a weird dream
Basically a new Tales of the SMP episode came out and it had to do with the sea and a curse or something. I don't remember much but basically the episode happened and we were introduced to a character, that had red hair and green eyes ( and I think was a pirate???), called Sally. After the episode came out, the fandom lost it and everyone was theorizing that "Sally" was actually Sally the Salmon.
This prompted Karl? Or maybe Dream?? (I don't remember) to make a tweet that vaguely implied that Sally was indeed Sally the Salmon. This broke the fandom even more and also caused a lot of people to start drawing fanart of Sally. Eventually, Wilbur found out about this and was mad that people were drawing Sally the Salmon as a pretty shape-shifting pirate lady and not an actual fish so he made a tweet stating that Sally was indeed just a normal salmon and that his character did indeed fuck a fish and to just ignore whatever Karl or Dream were saying. His tweet got mainly ignored by the fandom because we were tired of his cursed shit and because he technically wasn't the main writer anymore so we didn't have to listen to him.
However, his tweet made a couple fans agree with him and call the rest of the fandom "cowards" and "pussies" for not accepting the cursed lore. This lead to like a massive fandom war where some artists basically drew extremely cursed art of Sally the Salmon as an actual fish while other artists tried to combat this while drawing Sally the Salmon as a beautiful badass shape-shifting pirate lady. This caused the words "WILBUR FUCKED A FISH" "SALLY IS A SALMON" "SALLY IS A SHAPESHIFTER" to go Trending on Twitter which lead to Twitter Description Guy snapping and having a villain arc by insulting the fandom and how shit his work is and then rambling about his failed marriage?? and crippling alcohol addiction??? in the Twitter Trending Description
After that I woke up :|
A little tidbit about this year's April Fools (my JP isn't that good though so there's probably some misinfo):
Mikudemy is a prestigious music school known all over the world, and just recently(?) open a Shibuya branch
they learn about music, but there are also classes about art and video making, also normal school subject stuff
one of the subject is idol history
there's a choir competition(?) in fall, but apparently they need to perform with an instrument, Rui plays an udo drum
the graduation exam(?) is top secret and only be told on the day of exam
Each group gets admitted to school in different ways:
Leo/Need normally gets an invitation letter, but with an additional letter that they might get "something special" from the school.
MMJ is invited to the school through MMJ!Miku, who might/might not have an acquaintance at that school (Mikudayo)
VBS got a challenge letter alongside their invitation letter from someone unknown (hinted to be VBS Miku with help from Mikudayo).
WxS helped Mikudayo who got her foot stuck in a ditch(?), so she personally invited them to school.
25 got in through 25 Miku's acquaintance who invited her to the school (Mikudayo)
WxS!Kaito is actually worried whether it's okay for him to be a student, but VBS!Meiko(or is it alongside L/N!Luka?) assured him that it's fun to be closer to the kids.
They're divided into 4 class, which is said to suit them the best:
Cautious Heart: Honami, Haruka, Kohane, Tsukasa, Mafuyu, L/N!Luka, VBS!Meiko
Haruka commented that their class should be called the Brave Class because of Kohane and Honami
Haruka calls VBS!Meiko as Mei-chan so Honami can call L/N!Luka by Luka-chan
Tsukasa thought that L/N!Luka is a doppelganger, before Luka said that she knows 4 people with the same name and face as hers.
(Also I thought Tsukasa called Mafuyu as Asahina, but apparently it's Asahina-san, I'm totally right about Tenma-kun though so yay!)
When they talked about graduation, Tsukasa and Mafuyu assured Haruka, Kohane, and Honami that because everyone in the class is taking lessons seriously, they should be okay. Mafuyu said that it's probably Dayo-sensei that issued the challenge letter, and Tsukasa agree because Akito and An would definitely take that challenge.
Tsukasa summing up their conversation with they should spend the remaining days until graduation confidently, and the four of them answered him. Tsukasa naturally takes the leader spot again lol
Passion Heart: Saki, Minori, An, Rui, Mizuki, MMJ!Rin, VBS!Len
Rui said that the name both suit them and not, but Mizuki said that it definitely suits the Rui now.
Apparently Saki also has her Tsukasa style introduction lol
Mizuki and Rui think it's nice that their name is easy to find, but Len and Minori said that it's fun to be able to know who their classmates would be. Rui had a monologue that he didn't care about it before because nothing would change every school year, but now it's different
Solid Heart: Shiho, Airi, Akito, Nene, Ena, WxS!Kaito
Akito thinks that their class' name is lousy, he's kinda pissed that Ena is in the same class as him (Shiho agreed that she also didn't want to be in the same class as Shizuku www)
Ena is surprised to meet WxS!Kaito lol, saying that 25!Kaito always have an annoyed face(?) and prickly. WxS!Kaito basically said the same thing as L/N!Luka iirc
Nene thinks that Shiho and Ena sings very well
Airi says that Akito (who's watching Ena's interaction with Shiho and Nene) might find it weird to see Ena acting like a big sister
Pure Heart (protag 25!Miku class): Ichika, Shizuku, Toya, Emu, Kanade, 25!Miku
Not much is known about Pure Heart class (somehow I haven't got any of their area convo after the class division, so this class story might progress during the day until the end of April Fool).
Emu immediately befriended 25!Miku (there's a cute animation of Emu running to 25!Miku and Kanade)
There's also small plot about a sport(?) fes:
Each Miku helps the class in preparing for the sport class (VBS!Miku helps Solid Heart, L/N!Miku should be helping Cautious Heart but they don't really need the help, MMJ!Miku should be helping Passion Heart but they also don't need the help... by elimination, WxS!Miku should be helping Pure Heart class)
Soccer Baseball: Saki & Mizuki (Saki never plays it before even in grade school), Tsukasa & Honami (Tsukasa thought that Honami seemed like she's good at it lol), Akito
Table tennis: WxS!Kaito & Shiho & Airi, Kohane & L/N!Luka, MMJ!Rin,
Basketball: Mafuyu & Haruka, An (she challenges Haruka for a match)
Undecided: Rui
Cooking(?): Meiko
Round and round bat (the one where you spin around a bat and then run to the goal I think?): Nene & Ena (Akito interrupted their convo lol), Minori (for variety show exp), Kanade
Futsal: VBS!Len
All in all, this year's April Fool is as fun as last year!! And there's a new song!! By 27(?) of them!! I can only hear Tsukasa www