I Went To A Pub To Watch A Rugby Match Like A Real Lad.

For everyone who's sad the Olympics is ending, saying such things as "what will I ever watch now? what will I do, there are no more sports?!" : Watch the Paralympics? Please, watch the Paralympics! It takes place between August 28th and September 8th. Disabled athletes deserve to be hyped up, too!

All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

Dionysos is the god of students.

No I won't elaborate.

besides he is also quick to acknowledge his friends intelligence and discernment. he tells them that they are clever if they do something remotely smart.

I think it is because he values knowledge and learning above everything (and that's why he loves books and isn't shy to say that he is ignorant in some subjects).

You gotta give it to Edwin for always asking when he doesn't know stuff, while knowing full well people usually laugh at that.

It probably has something to do with Charles explaining even after chuckling a bit, but it would make sense for Edwin to avoid asking other people, not knowing their reaction.

But no, he wants to know immediately, from whoever will answer. "Body count?", "What is a handjob?", "Your... Internet".

I love how he's never shy about it.

If Vance isn't even a little concerned that he might have killed the pope then you know without a doubt that he's a performative fake catholic

The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

I went to a techno club dressed as David Bowie. You can't do more inconic than this.

it would be so funny if in season 2 (let me be delusional okay) during flashback of edwin and charles creating the Agency, we would get a scene where Charles is testing his magic backpack and makes a Mary Poppins references and start fucking singing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. And Edwin being super confused in the background because the language nerd he is is trying to understand what Charles just said.

Charles Rowland in Dead Boy Detectives (2024) Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins (1964)

inspired by a post from @themirokai

Does anyone else just sit and think about the fact that Six of Crows is literally the perfect book?

Like, we have a morally grey character who's actually morally grey and has a real reason to push people away other than "once I killed someone in self defense, so I'm a terrible person and we can't be together." And every other character has a super fleshed out backstory as well, including real world problems that don't usually get talked about in fantasy books.

There's just as heavy an emphasis on platonic love as romantic love, instead of "I can fix him", it's "he can fix himself", there's a gay couple that's actually happy and not suffering every five pages, and all of the gay characters have personality traits outside of the fact that they're gay.

And speaking of the romance, it's so not rushed or sexualized. No one even kisses in the first book, but it's still so obvious how much they love each other. Each couple has such a different dynamic, and the way their pasts mirror each other? Perfection. (I also firmly believe that Kanej is the best couple in all of YA prove me wrong)

And then the diversity??? 3/7 of the lead characters are POCs, 4/7 are queer, 3 have disabilities, 2 have addictions, 2 have PTSD, 2 are religious, one was raised in a cult, and it's not one of those books that has diverse characters just for the sake of being diverse!

The plot is so unique, especially among fantasy books, and despite the fact that there's so many moving parts, there is not a single plot hole. And the CK auction scene will forever be one of the best end of series climaxes I have ever read.

So basically I don't get why other authors even try anymore cause I'm sorry but no matter how great their books are, it's not going to be Six of Crows.

a incomplete list of things I think Charles would like if he was alive in modern day:

Roblox

Saying "chat"

"Am I the asshole" reddit story's

Minecraft

Percy Jackson

how to train your dragon

nonbinary Barnes & Noble workers (I wish I could explain it)

animal crossing