Want To Read Shanks Getting Railed By Me But No One Writes That So I Gotta Do That Shi Myself 😭

I hear pretty often calling a guy's ass a pussy as a sexy thing. Which makes sense since a vagina is created for penetration and making a man, something not necessarily used for penetration, getting something used for such acts is a sexy thing. But girls have asses too. So you could hypothetically do the same thing right? Making a girls ass also a pussy since its the same thing? But what would the dirty talk be? Or the thought process? Usually for men its stuff like "Fucking your pussy, gonna make you my wife" or even "Gonna get you pregnant" acting like things that shouldnt be possible are possible because of how hard youre fucking them but for women who already have such parts what is used? "I'm going to give you a second pussy" perhaps? Claiming over every part of them that parts of them that werent even made for penetration like a vagina also a vagina. That you're making every part of them made for penetration, even if they already have one. Is that also sexy? Thoughts?

FUCK I WOEK EHR UP

my dog is sleeping and i can hear her snoring. At least at this exact moment life is great for me

Fuegoleon my happy lawfully wedded wife and my beautiful concubine Shanks

I love them both

its so hot im actually in hell dude i cant even sleep because of the stupid armrests on these chairs digging into my sides whenever i try to lean to rest a bit. Its so fucking hot too and my ass is sweaty and keeps heating these uncomfortable chairs up so they're like ovens to my buns which only makes everything worse if I had slightly less shame I woulf just sleep on the floor deadass

by the time i get out of this airport ill be having nightmares of it i cant believe im gonna be stuck here for almost 24 hours. I could be using that time to be doing more.important things like sleeping or jerking it

It's YOURS

Zoro x reader. GN!Reader. Platonic. 643 words. Crack fic

Desc - You walk through a forest and find Zoro lookalikes

The Strawhats walk through a forest, some looking around excitedly while others are more tame. It's alright, but things get a lot better. While walking around you spot something, marimos. Your eyes widen and you run to Sanji while he speaks to Nami, “Nami-swan just know I’ll protect yo-” snatching him by the arm and dragging him over to the marimos in the middle of his oath. Before he can say anything you turn his head to the moss balls.

“Look!” The both of you stare and Sanji takes a moment to process before grinning mischievously. You’ve unlocked something.

“Hey, Zoro!” The cook calls over the swordsman, who walks over thinking it’s something important from the use of his name. That’s quickly thrown out, though. “Look, we found your siblings.” Sanji says while pointing, Zoro follows the direction before scowling. He should’ve known it was something like this.

“You called me over for this?” He’s irritated. “If this is my family then every stupid swirl is yours!” He yells, butting heads with Sanji once his grin faded to anger. Meanwhile, you get your own idea and start picking the moss balls out of the water and stuffing them into your clothes. Uncomfortable but this’ll be worth it.

“Zoro, Zoro.” You call to him, which takes a few times before he finally turns to you.

“What!?” He spots you with a round stomach, your clothes wet with water. “The hell are you doing.”

“Zoro, I’m pregnant.” He stares at you with an annoyed and shocked expression, he can’t believe you’re doing this. You squat down and start pushing like you’re giving birth. “NnnGNGGH!!” The moss balls plop out of your clothes onto the ground. “And they’re yours.”

…

Sanji bursts into laughter and Zoro clenches his teeth. “Stop messing around!” You pick the marimos up and look at him with sadness.

“You don’t accept them?”

“As if!” He barks at you and your eyes widen in faux shock.

“...I’m a single parent..” You look away dramatically and Sanji falls to the ground with tears running down his face from laughter.

“You’re both stupid.” As he says that Robin walks over, curious.

“What’s going on?” She asks and you walk to her while holding your moss children.

“I gave birth,” You hold them up. “but he doesn’t accept them.” You look at Zoro with sorrow. He looks at Robin in disbelief at you but she frowns.

“How horrible.” His jaw drops.

“You too!?” The swordsman yells as Robin wraps her arms around you, comforting you in these trying times.

“Huh? What’s happening?” Luffy stretches down from a tree branch.

“Zoro’s abandoning his children after they were just born.” Robin states and Luffy gasps.

“Zoro! That’s not nice!” The captain admonishes Zoro, completely skipping over any actual logic.

“I can’t believe this.” The other Strawhats continue to gather around as you explain your tearful story dramatically until everyone is comforting you, making Zoro seem heartless while he stands there.

‘How did I become the bad guy here?’ He thinks to himself as Usopp and Nami send him dirty looks. You break from their grasp and slowly walk to your children’s father, holding them out to him.

“Zoro.. please… hold them..” You say softly he stares at the moss uncomfortably, then up at you and the others’ encouraging expressions.

“I…” He falters, starting to give into this weird peer pressure as he takes the wet blobs in his arms.

“How’s being a dad?” You put a hand on his shoulder.

“Uh.” They’re squishy but if he thinks about it they’re cute, in a way. “Not bad I guess-” He looks at you to find you’re barely holding in laughter. “Why am I doing this shit!?” He snaps, throwing the moss ball angrily.

“My babies!” You give chase.

“Cruel..” Usopp whispers audibly to Nami, who nods.

“Shut up!”

Yall fw the format? Thought it might look cooler and i would take advantage of the fact tumblr is more customizable than a03. IK havent written in a long time. Idk why but i coulfnt push thru it. I actually had this written messily a while back and just proofread it and post it just now so im still kinda stuck lolol. Im gonna try and get into it again, rewatching OP to try and get back in the groove 2

Hello!

I can’t believe how I haven’t asked you for a request yet, so I will QUICKLY do that. I literally love your in depth writing style- and oh my goodness you write angst so good!! (Kindness isn’t spineless-I LOVED)

I would love if you could cook up an angsty/fluffy/romantic fic with Roronoa Zoro x [StrawHat/Female] Reader who struggles with severe migraines.

And I was maybe hoping it could follow a scenario where the crew experiences a collision with other pirates/marines/someone evil lol, and she much prefers to help them- disregarding her health (as she experiences the migraine) which leads to a near death experience/injury. Overall saved, though scaring the crew half to death with her stubbornness will.

Really sorry about this I accidrntally forgot to do the ask thing and then post and I can't @ you so im responding this just to let u know I did the ask. also thanks for the kind words I kind of like writing people unfortunate but also i need it to be happy ending because im a baby. I reread this. Showed this to my brother Im gonna show this off.

Bruh here bitching abouth how a fanfiction is about someone's fantasy lmaoo

obvious ragebait, nice try bud

you need to stop hating and ruining other ships. You’re probably one of these shanks fan who don’t like shuggy and make it everyone’s problem

Oh my god. Okay. Im gonna say this one more time. I don't dislike shuggy. I keep saying this. Its the dynamic thats its popularized and, more frusteratingly, normalized when its toxic. Ots way too glorified. Thats it. If people treated it like a toxic relationship which what the popular dynamic is, then i would still dislike it but be completely fine with it, whatever, you do you. Its how its like.. normal. Like "Haha look this guys boyfriend treats him like shit and makes him feel worthless but don't worry because its just him being a tsundere ignore the emotional dependency this is just a cute thing. Also if we ever do something story focused non comedy the 'tsundere' is the one thats longed after and apologized to" That is my problem. Its not sthe ship im not even this adamant for the dynamic its the normalization and even glorification of the toxcicity and acting like it isn't toxic.

No matter how much it pains me to say i dont think we're gonna get mom content on Luffy, atleast not much. The same way we havent for any character. I was reading the SBSes and i got so upset I forgot to SS but Oda was asked why there isnt any mom content of them being alive or even there and he answered with some shit like "That's because Mom is the opposite of fun." Im so tired of misogyny ruining stuff bro. Women are the ones that have to make the entire baby, organs and blood, inside their bodies; and birth them. That isnt to mention how much it changes their body and brain afterwards, yet theyre always the ones ignored and the dads get all the content. I just want to be able to watch an action anime and not have to worry about misogyny. Its such a mood killer leaving out half of the population in media or minizing them just because theyre considered not "interesting enough". So tired of it. I just wanna enjoy one piece and not have to be slapped in the face with the reminder that no matter how much i love the show and Oda that theres serious problems about him. He's much better than other creators of course, especially for being from an asian country, but its still bad. It bums me out. A lot. All the dads had to do was just have a little fun and women do the rest but theyre just not fun enough to write apparently. It doesnt even matter that hes a guy and maybe he'll do rough writing women. I would rather him try, he wrote robin and shes amazingly written so he has the potential he just doesnt use it. Usually animes will atleast mention the mothers but theres just such a huge abundance of mother erasure in OP its impossible to miss. Dont even get me started on the families oda introduces and then the mom just is already not there or considered. Like what. Is she just the birth giver and not even considered a part of the family to him. Just not important. Was he raised by a single father or something. Are they not human. 50% of the population guys. 50%

HOW are you booping me so fast 👹 MY TUMBLR US GLITCHING

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