Luffy's POV After Telling Usopp They're Once Again Going To The Most Dangerous Island And Doing The Most

Alright, we all heard about Vinsmoke family being dicks to transfem!Sanji and misgendering her, but what about them still being dicks, but gendering her correctly? Something like:

Yonji: lmao haven’t seen you in a while bitch bo-

Sanji: I’m a woman.

Yonji:…

Sanji:…

Yonji:…

Sanji:…

Yonji:…haven’t seen you in while bitch-

They might be narcissistic, egocentric, evil pieces of shit bullying their sister but at least they address her properly.

FUCK WE WERE SO CLOSE

Logged on tumblr. Got a giant one piece manga spoiler. Logging off tumblr

i KNOW oda bout to regret Shamrock's design when he gotta draw that fancy ass outfit over and over again. Rip the animators when the anime gets to that part too lmaoo. 🙏

i forgot i have my final exam tommorow (today) i forgot i forgot im so cookrd its already 1:30am 😭😭😭 This sucks sm bruh 😭😭😭

I POSTED A CHAPTER AND THE APP JUST FLUBBED AND DELETED THE WHOLE THING!? Not even back to drafts just deleted it 😭 damn. Good thing i write in docs but I have to format the whole fuckin thing again. Fuck my stupid chud life

edit: oh it did post nvm enjoy chapter 6 guys

You should do something with crocodile mayhapd

So true anon that sounds like me. Here.

Reptile Break for the Reptile Broken

Crocodile thing. 407 words. Crocodile is tired, no ship.

Crocodile lights a cigar and takes a big puff, sitting at his desk. Ever since he joined Cross Guild he’s been busy out of his mind, though he isn’t new to hard work. “Damn Strawhat.” He curses. “Because of that boy I have to work with the clown and Hawkeye. Buggy’s unbearable, even as a figurehead, and Hawkeye is… well I suppose there’s nothing wrong with him but he’s not good company.” He breathes out, smoke clouding around him. Even a man as competent as him needs a break right now, he’s not dumb enough to think he can work forever. “I haven’t visited the bananawani in a while now…” Crocodile couldn’t bring all of them with him, but he did manage to bring a few. They’re useful after all, keeping people in check while not having to deal with bodies. They’re also sure as hell better company than the other two men he’s allied with. It’s decided, he stands up and leaves his office to see them.

He walks into the enclosure, something he had built quickly but not recklessly. It isn’t the bananawanis’ fault he was defeated, they deserve a proper place to live. Once he’s inside and they notice the hooked man they’re trotting over to him happily. “Hey now, you’re too huge to be acting like this.” He says with a chuckle as one of them nuzzles their snout onto his cheek. It hisses happily as Crocodile strokes it, tail wagging behind it. It ends up hitting one of the others in the face and it bites it. They start to hiss angrily at each other. “Oy, don’t fight now. Save that for any suckers that are thrown in here.” The bananagators pacify, crowding around Crocodile again. “Yeah yeah I get it, you’re lonely? Sorry bout that then.” He mumbles. Purple eyes look around for the babies, he finds them. They couldn’t reach him because they were too small to get past the adults. He picks one up, it purrs and chirps. It makes him smile, but he notices there’s one missing. “Where's the other one of you?” The babies tilt their heads in confusion. Crocodile hears squeaky noises in the background. He puts the baby gator down and walks over to the sound cautiously, then he finds it.

“Squeak squeak squeak..” One of the baby gators is on a skateboard, slowly riding across the enclosure as the wheels squeak.

“What the hell…”

everyday i am FORCED to look at the shanks x reader tag and see that it hasnt updated and realize i have to write it myself.

Everytime i have trouble writing Luffy i just think about the type of face he would make in response to said thing and then go from there since he pretty much says whatever he looks like.