Labyrinth Warriors 🔥

Konpira Fune Fune, the drink game, with the geiko Naosome by sayaka hattori on Youtube. Naosome-chan loses =^^=

The lyrics are:

Konpira funefune oite ni hokakete syura syusyu syu mawareba sikokuha sansyu naka no gouri zouzusan Konpira Daigongen ichido mawareba Konpira funefune oiteni hokakete syura syusyu syu

i wanna be a cowboy, baby!

Being so sensitive to squirting that the 141 make fun of your for it and have little competitions to see who can make you squirt the fastest :(

Johnny holds the record of 37 seconds from fingering you so fast you couldn’t tell when his fingers were inside or out of you.

After their little competition your poor pussy was so swollen and sensitive that all it took was a few rough spanks to your pussy from Price to make you squirt again.

“Oh well look at that? Seems we got a new record holder hm?” Price teases you and Johnny.

“That doesn’t count the competition is over!” Johnny exclaims angrily at Price.

Meanwhile Simon and Gaz are fucking rock hard from watching you squirt again so quickly.

Thanks, I didn’t know that

Hey! Do you think you could write the upper moons requests to finding out their s/o has became an upper moon? Thanks!

▸ ANSWERING. well um, since i don’t know how to write for gyokko & hantengu i didn’t included them… i apologise just in case! thank you for the request btw, have a beautiful weekend <3

▸ FANDOM. kimetsu no yaiba

▸ CHARACTERS. kokushibo (upper rank one), douma (upper rank two), akaza (upper rank three), daki & gyutaro (upper ranks six) x upper rank gn!reader

▸ RATING. sfw

▸ WARNINGS. reader is upper rank five (or four if you want, i didn’t stated it clearly so), nothing i think??

KOKUSHIBO

not surprised about you getting stronger, but surprised about you becoming an upper rank

he knew you got potential and was proud

he did gave you advices & stuff like that, after all

“i knew you would become stronger than that, i’m very proud of your position.”

DOUMA

super happy and proud

no literally, he would smile at you and congratulate you

claims you were meant to be part of the upper moons

“i knew it you would make it, darling. now you will take part in the meetings with lord muzan.” [imagine him smiling deviously while saying that lol]

AKAZA

always thought very highly of you so he’s not that surprised

compliments you a lot !!!!!

he’s also happy because he knew the privileges of being an upper rank

“you deserved it, you’re strong and talented.”

DAKI

a bit jealous about your position ngl

but she’s happy you’ve gotten stronger

would love it even more because now you’ll spend even more time together

“you’re amazing, i just knew it!”

GYUTARO

not really jealous, just a bit surprised

would congratulate you of course & remind you that he always believed you were a talented demon

same as akaza, he knows the privileges of that rank and he’s okay with that so muzan wouldn’t mess with you as he does with lesser demons

“i knew lord muzan would recognise your talent and give you a reward. that’s what you deserve.”

▸ BEFORE LEAVING. reblog and comments are super appreciated. it was short & weak ngl, but i’m having a hard time writing so um i guess that’s not that bad (i hope, at least) well, have a good day / night ♡

Humans are Space Orcs story where humans are known for our storytelling and acting abilities. While these talents are somewhat respected, there’s a major stigma against humans because we’re also the best liars.

“Humans don’t actually feel anything at all, they just mimic emotions to trick others into believing them”

“Never trust a human. They lie like the rest of us breath”

“Humans spend so much of their lives acting, it’s impossible to tell when they’re being truthful”

“In human culture, great respect is awarded to ‘actors’ who are able to mimic other persons and emotions with startling accuracy”

“Some ‘actors’ are able to ‘perform’ hundreds of unique characters”

“Acting is so ubiquitous in the human culture that many consider it polite to lie”

“Sarcasm is a common, casual game played between humans, where one human says something untrue and the other human must guess what truth they are thinking. Humans unable to perform this ritual are often ostracized by their peers”

“If you see a human crying, do not immediately assume they are hurt. Humans have been known to use their ‘acting’ abilities to trick unsuspecting travelers into giving up an unreasonable number of belongings”

“All interstellar travelers are required to read up on popular ‘scams’ or ‘cons’ performed by humans in the region they are traveling to”

They give me similar vibes

Deathworlders everywhere but in Space

This is sitting in my brain because I haven't seen anyone else do this, but take a second to think about this: There are other deathworlders in space, terrifying ones, huge monster orc things. They are massive and nightmarish and impossibly strong. So thats why humans stand out. Thats how we survive. Human's are terrifying because we aren't built for one biome, one climate or even one planet. We aren't necessarily the strongest or fastest or scariest looking, but we're built to survive fucking everything. What if other deathworlder's are almost always only made to survive in one climate? (similar to some of the most deadly predators on earth currently) All the other deathworlders are terrifying, yes, but the second they step off their planet they're weak. Massive aliens of hulking muscle but their planet's gravity is a lot lower than the standard, so they barely meet the average strength bar whenever they go outside their gravity zone. Aliens that have venomous spikes all over their body and look gnarly as shit but their venom has practically no effect on 99% of discovered intergalactic species. Deathworlders whose planet is the nether from minecraft IRl, but they can't survive in any other temperature for any amount of time because their body just can't handle the cold and regulate their temperate (or, vice versa for tundra species). Aquatic species that are kraken-like nightmares, giant sirens and deadly squid-like beings. But they can't leave their home at all, because theres a very specific chemical makeup of their water that isn't currently found within their life-span distance travel. Deathworlders that genuinely can barely survive off planet and are frail compared to even the most docile prey species whenever they have to travel. Their called deathworlders because going to their planet is certain death, but if they leave they'll be meeting death just as quickly. And then along come humans, and everyones like, oh, another deathworlder, nothing to worry abou- wait. These guys dont seem to loose any of their natural strength off planet... and their fast and strong... and- AND THEY CAN SURVIVE IN PRACTICALLY ANY CLIMATE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE??? HELLO? Oh and of course their predators. Of course most of their planet is completely uninhabitable for most of us. Mhm, yep. thats fair. Totally Basically, deathworlders are a thing, the more common 'terrifying alien monster' type, but their harmless because they can't survive like everyone else. They can't thrive like humans can. It scares the shit out of everyone for a wholeeeeee while, after all, no one ever expected a deathworlder that doesn't die.