You Opened A Path To Reach Further Heights And You Abandoned It ... Very Weak 𖤐🐰

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@giyuuplsjust5minutes : ah nono it’s totally fine! I should’ve looked at ur bio first that’s on me lol. also since u write tbhk could I request Hanako Teru and hot spider librarian that takes the name of number 4? ✨✨ JK ik his name pfft

AN: So I didnt know if u wanted marshmallow hell hcs for this or not so plz if this isn’t what u wanted pleaseeeee tell me and request again and I’ll redo it! Also sorry this took a while, I genuinely didn’t know if u wanted marshmallow hell hcs or not!

; 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙨𝙝𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡

𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲/𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝗧𝗯𝗵𝗸

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀: 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗼, 𝗧𝗲𝗿𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶

𝗔𝗡: 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗶 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 /𝘀𝗿𝘀

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱, 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗯𝘀, 𝘁𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘀, 𝗳𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀, 𝗷𝘂𝗴𝘀 (𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗺 𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻)

; ʜᴀɴᴀᴋᴏ

This is literally Hanako we’re talking about

He’s going to enjoy every second of it

Gets really red but honestly really enjoys it! Like really enjoys! You might have to pry him off you because he’s not going to let go

But when you do get him off you, he has this dazed look on his face with flushed cheeks

Gets really nervous after and stutters when he asks why you did that

He doesn’t mean it in a bad way! If he could, he’ll want to go back!

Tries to tease you after but fails because of how much he’s stuttering and how flushed his cheeks are

Be careful though, this little gremlin might sneak his hand up to give a squeeze!

“It’s for good luck! The more squeezes, the more wishes come true!”

If you do this in public, he will not know how to function and might just die again

; ᴛᴇʀᴜ

Very shocked

Needs some time to realize what the fuck you just did

But once he realizes, he gets really flushed and has a smile on his face

Oh, he could definitely get used to this!

He loves how it feels! It’s so warm and a soft, it’s the perfect pillows for him! He can also hear the calm beating of your heartbeat

Just listening to it can make him fall asleep

Has his eyes closed while in a dreamy state with a bright smile when you pull him away

He likes to tease you about it, whether it be how bold you are or how it felt

“Honestly s/o, you’re quite bold for that. I’m not complaining though, it felt so warm and squishy being there.”

He gets so comfortable about it that sometimes he’ll just grab one of your boobs and use them as stress balls

It gets really awkward when there’s someone there present in the room Akane

; ᴛsᴜᴄʜɪɢᴏᴍᴏʀɪ

Embarrassed about it

Even more embarrassed about it emit you do it in public, especially around Hanako

Will scold you- but he’s not serious about it

He actually likes it

It means he can get closer to you, and he loves this act of intimacy

Loves any sort of intimacy with you, and this is definitely one of his favorites just because of how comforting it is

He likes how warm it is, it’s very comforting to him and he just loves to lay on your chest after a long tiring day

Even if he doesn’t need to sleep he’ll still try because of how much he likes laying on your warm chest and listening to the soft beating of your heartbeat

People who like, reblog or follow= hot asf💕😍

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Humans are weird: Expect the unexpected

( Please come see me on my new patreon and support me for early access to stories and personal story requests :D https://www.patreon.com/NiqhtLord Every bit helps) Alien talk show host: So you doubt my powers?

Human: I do.

Alien Host: You know that the theme of this show is bringing on people such as yourself and proving that I can in fact predict the future.

Human: I have watched your show and I’ve seen how you use your scam to convince people that you can predict the future.

Audience: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Alien Host: If it has been proven right so many times how can you still claim it is a scam?

Human: Because you have never had a human on your show until now to disprove it.

Alien Host: Bold words but we’ll give you a shot.

Alien Host: What have you got in store for me to disprove my abilities?

Human: *reaches into pocket and pulls something out*

Human: I’m going to flip this coin and you will tell me which side it lands on.

Alien Host: That’s it?

Alien Host: That’s your grand plan to disprove my skills?

Human: Half of it.

Human: You find out the other half after I flip the coin.

Alien Host: Ominous; I always liked that about you humans.

Alien Host: Very well, flip that coin and I predict it will be heads!

Human: *Flips coin*

Alien Host: *Watches coin spin upwards*

Human: *Pulls out gun from jacket and pulls the trigger*

*Gunshot goes across the table and hits the alien host in the arm*

*Audience begins screaming as human sets the gun down on the table*

Human: You can all relax, that was the second part of my plan.

Alien Host: WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME!?!?!!?

Human: *Calmly* Why did you not see the bullet coming?

Alien Host: You said you were using the coin toss!!

Human: I said it was the first part and that you’d find out the other half during the flip.

Human: If you can see into the future why did you not dodge the bullet or attempt to stop me from pulling a gun and shooting you?

Alien Host: Who could predict such madness!?!?!?

Human: Exactly.

Human: You can “predict” the future as you call it because you are a master of probability, not a fortune teller.

Human: That’s why you were so confident you could accurately predict how the coin would land and claim you saw it in the future.

Human: But no one could predict a random act of violence without any forewarning signs given.

Alien Host: You did all of this just to prove me wrong!?!

Human: I mean, isn’t that the point of the show?

His name is Kabukimono

Not Kunikuzushi

You fake ass fans

He took on the name Kunikuzushi after the Third Betrayal (like the edgelord he is), shortly before becoming part of the Fatui's Harbingers. Why the fuck would Ei name him "country destroyer" when he was originally meant to serve as a vessel for the Electro Gnosis?

Did you guys not even play the Interlude Quest? The npcs all called him Kabukimono.

this is so dumb but i couldn’t stop thinking abt it

when you can’t handle Zhongli’s osmanthus line anymore… /j

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