Messy, Greasy, And Gruff

men who are touchstarved in the way a stray dog is touchstarved - who flinch from your hand at first, unsure of what it means (but knowing it will hurt) except…it never does. men who learn to love touch in ways that would seem odd, because they were never taught how to do it quite right - who hold your fingers to their lips, who rest their elbows on your chest, who crave your hands on their waist or their thighs or their ears or any part of them that you’re willing to touch. who learn to lean in instead of flinching away

Mr. Compress after hanging out with the league all day.

tomura “never been on a date” shigaraki x reader who’s about to unleash hell

Inevitable Things (We Try To Avoid)

an aizawa x reader fic

dividers by @/benkeibear

Synopsis:

Life has been throwing you a lot of curve balls lately: your boss is terminally ill, you just turned thirty, your boyfriend left without a word, and you've made a huge mistake at work. The only thing that could make it worse is if you end up sending that sext to the wrong person- Oh. Shit.

Link to Ao3

Content warning: cisfem reader, no quirks, office au, miscommunications, slow burn, eventual smut.

Masterlist

-Chapter One: Everybody Likes You

-Chapter Two: Angry People

-Chapter Three: Touch Tone Telephone

-Chapter Four: Two Trucks

-Chapter Five: Idiot Control Now

-Chapter Six: Kitten is Angry

-Chapter Seven: The Ultimate Showdown

-Chapter Eight: Sky is Not Blue

-Chapter Nine: Subtle Oddities

-Chapter Ten: I've Got Some Falling To Do

-Chapter Eleven: Hip Hop Cherry Pop

-Chapter Twelve: Fire Motif (Part One)

-Chapter Thirteen: Fire Motif (Part Two)

Characters that have never experienced affection before, or haven't experienced it in a long time, finally getting to experience it? Top tier.

Said character freezing up for a second, not really knowing how to respond, but not wanting it to stop? T o p t i e r.

Said character trying to clumsily return the affection in their own way, because this is Good and they don't want it to stop? T O P T I E R.

Animal Crossing: New Leaf (2012)

maybe i’m a joyless bitch but i actually do NOT think it’s funny to see women being like “the house is just in my husbands name” or “my husband makes all the money” or “i don’t even know who our mortgage is with” or “the only bank account/credit card is his and i get an allowance” like i do NOT find that cute or romantic and i am begging these women to Stand Up. you should at least be named on the deed to your house and the title to your car and the bank accounts even if you don’t pay for them/earn all the money. you can’t stop existing in the eyes of the law and the credit unions simply because you have a husband. if you’re raising his children and washing his socks half of everything he’s got is yours and it needs to be yours LEGALLY BY NAME. "he takes such good care of me :)" girl you are a PRISONER!! that’s all

have spent like an hour and a half wondering why so many businesses are closed for 4/20. it's easter

I feel like a virgin when I search up “x Reader” with a new character I like