Existing In Dec 2021 Feels Increasingly Like You’re The Last Nerdy Kid In Dodgeball

one day keating walks in on the charlie and pitts holding todds legs and neil and cameron holding his arms swinging him, preparing to throw him as meeks and knox chant “chemistry” over and over while holding candles 

and todds just there like -_- as his friends prepare to throw him into a pile of pillows, blankets, and papers 

and keating is like: what the fuck are you guys doing

and they all simultaneously say “sacrificing todd to our chemistry homework so we pass the test”

and keating is like: what the actual fuck

and todd gives him a little wave and then they throw him

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i’ve been thinking about this since i watched the movie for the first time legit

@tuskofthyme @fumbleface @plagg-wants-cheese @emilythefern @flustered-flux @aedan-mills @finding-an-angle @aaronhoetchner @crumbly-apple-pie

ohh man bio really whipped my ass this quarter

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

HAPPY SUMMER SOLSTICE EVERYONE

my friend just became a cameron apologist!

im #enter stephen meeks 'scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango'

tag yourself as my meeks tags

Things Desiblr made me realise & do :

That it's actually really cool to be a Desi .

Old Bollywood movies >>>>

Every Desi girl should wear saree and wear bindi and feel like a retro Indian movie star.

Indian history supports queer people , so whenever your aunt is being homophobic , proudly say her , she knows nothing !!!!! If you wanna know more read "Shikhandi " by Devdutt Pattanaik .

What as an Indian man are you doing if you aren't writing poetry?

That nothing can compare to Indian humour .

Indian goddess are the actual baddies .

Haseena's and brown munde's >>>>> rest of population.

Ittar >>> perfume .

Urdu & Persian poetry are top tier .

Kannada devotional writers like Akka Mahadevi are like diamond in the dust .

A gajra >>>french kiss.

Jasmine & lotus are not just flowers .

Pasoori rules the world right now .

Be free like Geet and bounce back like Bulbul .

Madhubala is the embodiment of being gorgeous and cute at the same time .

Rekha is a Siren .

Learning Sanskrit is a rich experience .

Draupadi's vengeance created wars , so can yours .

Kishore Kumar for rain , Lata Mangeshkar for prem .

Alka Yagnik for feeling confident .

Indian rap is richer and sounds more poetic .

96 sanskrit words for love >>>>> the word love .

South Indian movies have the perfect balance of romance and action .

Khanjar is mightier than a sword.

Ye Maharani banke kaha ja rahi hai >>>> you look beautiful honey.

The tension between me and a cute boy at a puja pandal >>>>>>> speed of the earth rotation .

Gold >>>> any other metal

Chandni raat is for romance .

Talk to me in ghazals and geets only !

And many more .......

Writing this made me love being an Indian more !!!!!

If you want add yours , I'd love to read.

i think it would melt in my mouth

i need to put a slice of moon in my mouth like a cold fruit

i think internships are helpful. doing an internship this summer has really helped me realize that there's absolutely no way im doing a 9-5 job with a one-day weekend for the rest of my life. also i might actually consider studying architecture at uni

first thursday of october, it's national poetry day! happy national poetry day to these kids and to the dps fandom and to every poets out there. i love u all mwah!