GOD YES, CHRISTOPHE BEING WITHOUT EXPERIENCE IN LOVE RELATIONSHIPS FEELS SO CANON-

GOD YES, CHRISTOPHE BEING WITHOUT EXPERIENCE IN LOVE RELATIONSHIPS FEELS SO CANON-

And the last paragraph, I understand you, I'm trying to publish one-shots, drabbles, drawings and headcanons that I have of both of them, but I forget 😭

may i propose: chad virgin christophe. like, hes never gotten laid or even kissed bc he just does not have the time or energy for that bullshit. hes busy killing people and making bank, why would he waste his time with such temporary and pointless pleasures? dont even get him started on relationships. he sees a couple and thinks, imagine how much they could be accomplishing if they werent wasting their time doing useless shit like kissing and having sex. he says so to gregory, who rolls his eyes and internally kicks himself for falling in love with someone who thinks romance is pointless and dumb lmao

i just feel like, based on what we saw in the movie, he really values time and tries to do the most with his. ALSO i am a self indulging bitch and i love the “character who thinks romance is pointless and dumb falls in love and has a crisis trying to figure out wtf is going on” trope 😭 like, getting pissed at gregory and blowing up at him like “YOU FUCKING DICKHOLE WHY DO I WANT TO HUG YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I WANT TO KISS YOU WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS SHIT I HATE MYSELF”

below the cut is where i get kind of off topic and its basically my stream of consciousness for a little :’) its my blog ill force my thoughts onto you if i want 😤 u signed up for this ok

oh my god i read a fic on ffn that was similar to that except it was fucking insane bc christophe becomes convinced that gregory is an angel sent by god to fuck with him, and as i was reading it i thought “oh by the end of the story hes gonna realize that thats not actually whats going on and he just loves gregory, very cute” BUT THAS NOT WHAT HAPPENS HE JUST. IS FUCKING DELUSIONAL AND GREGORY ENDS UP HAVING TO PLAY ALONG TO PLACATE CHRISTOPHE AND THATS THE END???? my jaw was on the floor by the end of that, like oh my god did i just read a fic where christophe goes progressively insane.? so maybe i dont like when its THAT extreme,,,,i tried to find the link but i couldnt find it in my first search and i didnt want to put in more effort to find it lol.

ALSO would anyone be interested in reading very short gregstophe drabbles ive written? like theyre REALLY short so idk if theyre even worth posting? also they. suck? i know that as gregstophe fans we are desperate for new content so im offering but like, are we THAT desperate LMAOOO