I Promise That My Promises Mean Something

all of these apply💖

Gif request meme: anonymous asked: Harry Potter + favorite character » Draco Malfoy

talking to your friends on the internet like

The Han Solo/Rey scenes gave me violent Sirius Black/Harry Potter flashbacks

And you still do

"Fuck you my child is fine!"

Ma'am your child uses fiction as an escape mechanism and would rather be fighting a bunch of demons and permanently being at the risk of dying any moment than live in real life.

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]