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it's so atrocious how im into nerds. oh ur infodumping? fucking. dump a load inside while ur at it.

desperately trying to crane my neck around 180° but i can't get there. she's laughing at me i'm so embarrassed...

sometimes when a youtuber runs out of ideas they'll do some shit like "I Got Tricked By My Friends Into Going Skydiving And It Was Crazy!!!!!" and like

isn't the point of skydiving getting to know a cute instructor and then getting harnessed to her chest and pushed out of the airplane together and noticing that she seems to really enjoy watching you flail around and panic, and then when she finally decides to activate the parachute you spend a few tender moments floating to the ground as she caresses you and tells you that you're so brave and adorable for her?

i feel like nobody understands these things like i do. mr beast should hire me.

Do you want to play virtual fighter (the 32x port)? I have many weird fighting games in my bag of tricks

yea i'd love to! im jumbo unemployed and my sleep schedule is permanently fucked so you can dm me literally any time of the day or night and i will game. ill dm u my discord

god took away my first person pronouns for a while, but im happy to announce ive defeated him with my baseball bat. should take him a couple months to get out of the hospital, so if you wanna commity some sinnies with me nows the time!! my life is joyous and filled with beauty.

:^D i love everyone!!! for real!!!!!!!

don't shave against the grain. i have become bloody and sad. my face will be smooth for about 5 hours. the deity that created me is laughing. at my farce.

Did that thing where you cut a hole in the dick portion of some boxer briefs to make a fucked up sports bra. Felt kinda foolish but also a lil cute tho...

this image would be more accurate if there were goofy little sleeves and a big ol neck hole but thats how it felt

Did that thing where you cut a hole in the dick portion of some boxer briefs to make a fucked up sports bra. Felt kinda foolish but also a lil cute tho...

what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image

as for fighting games my favorite is uni 2, its super fun. i also play a lot of blazblue and fightcade stuff. i kinda end up playing mostly old games though, cuz my computer is kinda bad, but i really want to play tekken 8, it seems really cool. i love switching games every 2 weeks and never improving, its the best!! i have enjoyed every fighting game i've ever played except for brawlhalla and i will play anything with any human. anyways thanks for the question i love you

tell me about mahjong. also what fighting games do u play

mahjong's really fun!! its an ancient chinese game in which you and 3 other anime women take turns drawing and discarding tiles, all trying to build your hand into one of many specific patterns, and whoever gets their pattern completed first wins. and if you get a really special pattern or a combination of a bunch of patterns you get a shit ton of money.

but watch out! if you discard the tile someone else needs to win, a big red button pops up that says RON, and then you get struck by lightning while the enemy catgirl yells her hand at you and sucks out your life points.

its a really high skill ceiling game about predicting your opponent's hand from their discards, building high efficiency tile shapes without sacrificing hand value and safety, and choosing to push or fold based on expected values and the gamestate. of course what actually happens is i spend 6 entire rounds of a ranked game trying to build fat hands just for my opponents to be luckier or faster than me, but i fold perfectly because i have infinite patience and am in tune with the flow like akagi, and then i make it to like south 3 without a single deal-in and FINALLY get tenpai with a riichi tanyao pinfu 2 dora sanmentan wait with a possible sanshoku doujun, and then this

fuck ass cat tsumos some bullshit for one dollar and i get third for the 50 billionth time in a row because im cursed but maybe thats just gold room

the rules can be a little convoluted, but if you can find 2-3 friends to learn with its a real good time. ranked is fun if you're into orgasm denial and other exercises in futility.

also look at my leopard girlfriend she's so cute