Valdemarsbonesaw - 𓆣

"I don't want ppl to think I'm cringe—" NO. you go draw yourself smooching that fictional character RIGHT NOW. they LOVE YOU. be FREE. you have an entire community of ppl who support you, now shoo, go write that drabble!

missionary. cowgirl. on the vivisection table. in the palace salon, on the palace veranda, in the ballroom, in the bathing chambers, against the wall in the dining room, upside down, while inside the fountain, lotus position in the haunted wing of the palace, muffled in the library, no lube in the Heart district, on ash beach. and in their nonhuman form.

LOOK WHO I GOT A FEW MINUTES AGO IM FREAKING OUT HAGAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

I would like to publicly apologize to my close friend @valdemarsbonesaw

She has recently gotten me hooked onto the infamous game "Cookie Run Kingdom," In the game, she likes Shadow Milk Cookie. In a shameful act, I accidently gachaed him before she did. I've been playing 5 days she's been playing for 5 years. So to show how sorry I really am, I refuse to use shadow milk cookie in battle or the story. I refuse to upgraded or even interact with him till my friend gets it and upgrades him atleast once. IM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! (I'm gonna beg on my knees tomorrow at breakfast for forgiveness)

help I'm getting pulled into the worm realm-

what’s ur signature scent? leave in the tags

Anything you say baby

whoville fucking pisses me off like ooh look at all these holly jolly cunts

Was doing something, thinking about how my mom said if it weren’t for me, she would’ve never had any kids. Standing there, and realizing. HEY. I’m alive. I’m human. I’m not just some entity observing from afar. I’M REAL.

Lint

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Happy birthday to my miserable little man child