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If the next day Cale gives more sweets and pats to the kids, it's only between him and his (the claim felt so natural to him) children.

Calling him dad:

I feel like Cale would have a blank face with mildly wide open eyes if the kids were to call him dad.  Raon would fumble with the words a little because while he considers him his father, he still feels shy about being so open about it.  Hong is beet red while shouting in a mix of embarrassment and excitement about proclaiming this to his dad’s face.  On would say it a bit quietly but steadily, glancing away for a second before maintaining eye contact because she wants him to know they mean it.  She looks almost unfazed but there’s a slight red on her ear. They see Cale have a blank look on his face and know it’s because he’s an idiot and needs a moment to process. Which is absolutely right because he’s like ‘me? Dad? Where did they get that idea? Well, not that i mind, but– when did this development happen?

And he’s close to saying they should not call him that if they feel weird about it, but he sees the genuine excitement on the boys’ faces, and the fond determination on On’s face that seems to know his turmoil and tells him that yes they mean it and no this doesn’t feel weird it feels liberating and suddenly he can’t say anything.  He just pats each of their heads before letting them fall into his arms in a warm embrace.  

Because children should be happy.

And his kids will be happy for as long as he can make it so.

So if calling him ‘dad’ makes them feel like this, he’s okay with it.

(He’s more than okay with it)

He ignores the way his chest feels.  Because that’s not important right now.

What’s important is that On started sniffling like she was about to cry.

That was new.  On had never made such an expression.  She seemed happy and relieved.

Like the weight she had been carrying as the older sister that was thrown away by her home was finally lifted from her small shoulders.  The usual serious expression was gone.

And Cale hugged her tighter.  He ignored the way his arms trembled from the effort.  So did the kids.

Because children should feel like children.

And On was feeling like a kid again. 

And her siblings were right there with her.

With their dad.

With this large yet little family of theirs.

In their own corner of the world.

No, you're absolutely right, because I can totally see Jason thinking he saw Batman and it was just matt in the shadows.

Too much overprotective father tendencies and horns/ears, he confuses them easily. Jason likes Matt more tho, he laughs at Jason's death jokes and Jason finds the blind jokes hysterical.

Posted twice because I can (I still don't know how this place works)🏃

+ something something I brought the other day

My girl was so offended, I love her for that

‘An Elf? A subordinate of a Dragon? I, a Whale, the Future Whale Queen, a subordinate of a Dragon?’

Love the fact that Witira was so pissed for being mistaken for an Elf that she decided to throw away her water whip and started throwing punches at the dragon half blood in Aipotu.

yo for the record if you put something in my inbox and i never respond it’s not that i didn’t like it or read it it’s that i very very often see messages and go ‘oh i should respond to that’ and then i fucking forget until it’s like. been enough time to be weird

SO CUTEEEEE

Quick piece I did for #OHRweek on X.

Day2: dress up

Saw a video on Instagram of this guy crocheting on public transport and all the grandmas were in love with him… and I’m sorry, but that’s literally how I see Jason.

He picked up crocheting because he needed to get his mind off of things and he read somewhere that repetitive tasks are good with keeping you engaged. So, he started learning and soon found himself addicted. Jason starts making everyone in the family poorly crocheted sweaters and toques. He takes his yarn and hooks everywhere and oh my god when the old ladies see him… it’s over, it’s so over, they’re all over him! Giggling and teaching him new things or learning stuff from him.

It’s the cutest thing ever, like imagine this huge ass, big, bulky man just laughing with a bunch of grandmas on the train because of his yarn getting tangled…

Every day I learn new things about this dude and just know I would never get over his ass.

I'm currently rereading Trash of the Count's Family because I've got my hands on the physical copy, and I'm honestly in awe of how much was foreshadowed. I'm currently only on page 24, and Cale already asked Ron to bring him cold water twice after remembering the contents of "Birth of a Hero". On the first read, it meant nothing, but having read all of part 1, it's so obvious that he's using Record.

I love this story

Starting to re-read TCF and I noticed how every time Cale earns an ancient power, he starts calling them out like “how annoying/I wouldn’t do that”, and etc. HOWEVER, he never says anything about the Super rock because they are the same!!!! (At least until this part below 😂😭)