*sometime After The Jopis And Her Dogs Incident*

He loves his children so much I'm sick

Cale’s such a good dad, I mean, when the guy who famously says he never wants to take on any responsibilities ever admits he would do so to protect the children? Aughhh

Cale: I don't like these people *sacrifice himself for them* I don't care about this kingdom *saves it* I hate this drink *drinks it because his butler gave it to him* I'm a bad person *would die for people he didn't know*

Cale: I want a slacker life.

Cale: But to have a peaceful life, my family needs to have a peaceful life as well, and we need to live in a peaceful world too to not be bothered by anyone.

Cale: So let’s achieve world peace.

Cale: Then let’s do multiverse world peace because other worlds could also bother us and for an unknown reason I HAVE to be the one who does it instead of sending my subordinates and lazing around.

Cale: And while striving for world peace, something that nobody has been able to achieve so far, I’ll complain that I don’t want to work and say I’m weak.

Cale: Ah, I’m weak. *killing the strongest villain who tried to become god*

Cale: I want a slacker life. *trying to achieve world peace and working more than anyone else*

Cale: Sigh…

Reader: Sigh…

I can't believe I watched 327 episodes of supernatural only for my favorite character to be a guy who shows up in 5 of them.

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

He is killing monsters and still holding the belief that's way better than the ajumma complaining at the end of his 16 shift.

Kim rok soo getting himself through the apocalypse by going “at least its not customer service”

Ron, talking to the kids: Never break someone's heart, they only have one of those. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

On: *nods violently*

Hong: *taking notes*

Raon: But first, you must steal their gold!

Cale, who just happened to be close enough to hear: *sweating*

Lord have mercy

Someone please draw fem!KrsCale and fem!CaleKrs in these. KRS!Cale wearing the one that goes from black heel to red toes and Cale!KRS wearing the one that goes from red heels to black toes.

Do y'all understand that he would rather face the horrors of torture and physical pain (thing he hates) than the people he thinks he failed to???!???

I'm not okay, I will never get over this, it hurts like the first time and that was like 5 years ago.

Don't talk to me

Live, love, gay 😭❤️👹👹💥👹👹💥👹

Wade, testing lipsticks: this one is in the color 205 Plum.

Logan, full of kiss marks all over his face: this color is a little too dark for your skin tone, Bub

yo for the record if you put something in my inbox and i never respond it’s not that i didn’t like it or read it it’s that i very very often see messages and go ‘oh i should respond to that’ and then i fucking forget until it’s like. been enough time to be weird