When I Started Writing This Comic, There Were Courses On Duolingo For Klingon And Dothraki, Fictional

When I Started Writing This Comic, There Were Courses On Duolingo For Klingon And Dothraki, Fictional
When I Started Writing This Comic, There Were Courses On Duolingo For Klingon And Dothraki, Fictional
When I Started Writing This Comic, There Were Courses On Duolingo For Klingon And Dothraki, Fictional
When I Started Writing This Comic, There Were Courses On Duolingo For Klingon And Dothraki, Fictional
When I Started Writing This Comic, There Were Courses On Duolingo For Klingon And Dothraki, Fictional
When I Started Writing This Comic, There Were Courses On Duolingo For Klingon And Dothraki, Fictional
When I Started Writing This Comic, There Were Courses On Duolingo For Klingon And Dothraki, Fictional
When I Started Writing This Comic, There Were Courses On Duolingo For Klingon And Dothraki, Fictional

when i started writing this comic, there were courses on duolingo for klingon and dothraki, fictional languages that are only spoken by characters on television shows who don’t exist, but the course for yiddish, a language spoken by jews – real, living, breathing people – for generations, didn’t exist until april 2021.

in 2017 a jewish employee at the anne frank museum was asked to put a baseball cap over his yarmulke. yeah, you read that right – an employee who worked in the house anne frank and her family hid for two years was asked to hide his judaism when he came into work. 

what i’m saying is goyim are trying very hard to pretend jewish people don’t exist anymore, and it’s safer for a man to tattoo a swastika on his face than it is for me to wear a necklace with a symbol of my culture on it.

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Dangerously Stupid Part 2

Continuation of Part 1

Donatello felt he was in a daze. He had checked himself top to bottom and found no concussion (thankfully) and nothing more than a few scrapes and bruises. So that ruled out brain injury as the source for why he couldn’t focus on any of his work in the full day since. He kept getting distracted by…. You. 

Donnie has a device that picks up the signal from any cell phone or smart device he comes within 30 feet of while out on patrol, and automatically registers the information of that device into his system. This comes in handy when the need arises to erase any photos or data that may come up on these phones involving him or his brothers, and to monitor the whereabouts of any thugs or civilians they may come in close contact with. Meaning, he had your phone number, right on his screen in front of him. He knew this may seem creepy but it was for security purposes, and Leo said he always needed to monitor any civilians that got close to them for safety. That was his job. And also his job to find your current location registered on your phone in your apartment. …..And your wifi network, and your laptop currently hooked up to said wifi network. It showed you were actively using it. He wrestled with himself for a moment about respecting your privacy, but curiosity got the better of him, and he quickly took a peek at what you were currently looking at on your screen. ……It was a google search on how to give yourself stitches from home. What??? Surely you weren’t- were you scrolling through poorly drawn reference pictures on a wiki-how page?!?! You then switched to another tab and googled ‘can I use a sewing needle and thread to give myself stitches’. Donnie paled. The next search: ‘how to disinfect thread’. 

He put his face in his hands and groaned. Did you not go to the hospital last night?!?! What were you thinking? He looked back up and noticed the screen had been idle for a few minutes and he was getting really worried. He quickly hacked your laptop camera, privacy be damned- to take a look to see if you were okay. The image that was brought up was an empty chair, and in the background was a cozy warm looking apartment. But there was no movement. You hadn’t fainted out of your chair had you?! He was starting to panic when you suddenly came back into screen, moving slowly and almost falling back into your chair wearing the same pants you wore last night. You had on a small tank top with the strap down, and a bloodied white towel slung over your injured shoulder, carrying armfuls of supplies that you set down on your desk by your computer with shaking hands. You looked far more pale than you had last night.

“Alright let's see…. Next it says to soak the thread and needle in the disinfectant for about 10 minutes…. I hope the thread is long enough. Hmmm… I don’t have sterile gloves so hopefully washing my hands well is good enough…” You thought out loud to yourself. Donnie was about to smash his head on his desk from your careless words. He couldn’t take it anymore. 

“What the SHELL do you think you’re DOING?!?!” After a few quickly typed commands he was patched into your laptop’s audio and yelling into his microphone, causing you to jump- startled from where you were about to reach into the bowl of disinfectant to grab the needle after only 5 minutes. You instinctually started to lower the volume on your laptop, cursing about ads on these websites always popping up and surprising you. 

“No no no! I’m not an ad- wait a minute-” Donatello quickly typed in some more buttons and your screen froze to allow his webcam feed to pop up and take over your screen, making you gasp and almost fall out of your chair. “Stop that! You’re doing to hurt yourself- well, more than you already are. You’re going to give yourself an infection!! What were you thinking-”

“IT’S YOU!!!” You shouted in surprise, holding onto your desk so you didn’t fall. If not for the deep cut still oozing from your shoulder and the attempted robbery from last night rerunning on the 6 o’clock news, you would have assumed you had dreamed of your fated meeting with the large turtle men. After waking up in a cold sweat on your couch late that afternoon, you had instead decided to focus on giving yourself first aid. “How did you- what?” You babbled trying to figure out why the purple masked man’s face was currently lecturing you from your computer screen. A worrying wave of lightheadedness made you grip your desk tighter.

“I hacked your computer. Anyways, WHY AREN’T YOU AT THE HOSPITAL?!!!” Donnie shouted in exasperation. He barely registered the sound of his lab door opening as his shouting probably attracted the attention of one of his brothers. 

You stared at him blankly for a moment, waiting for your brain to restart and register his questions after the shock of getting to see him again. “I… I don’t have health insurance.” You said a bit bluntly, settling back into your chair heavily, and bracing your good arm against your desk as a new wave of nausea overtook you from your racing heartbeat. 

“....what was that?” Donnie quickly turned around to acknowledge Leo, who had entered the door and taken up a spot leaning against the back of Donnie’s chair watching the interaction play out. At least of all his family, his most level headed brother had come in. 

You still heard the faint question and continued. “My new job… I just moved to New York two months ago for my new job. They promised me a good starting salary and a full time position, but after only 3 weeks they started cutting back on my hours. They don’t pay benefits to part timers, so I’ve already lost access to my health insurance. ….They really screwed me over, so I’m just working for them until I find a new job. I really, really, can’t afford a hospital visit after this expensive move, so….” You gently motioned to the white towel on your shoulder, a startling spot of red starting to seep through. Leo recognized the location of the wound from last night. The two brothers felt their gut clench remembering how you had gotten it. In defense of Donnie’s life. 

You were starting to slouch more over your desk, your head spinning, and your laptop’s microphone now picking up your labored breathing. Leo could see the red flush drain from your face, and Donnie recognized the symptoms. Most likely, you were about to lose consciousness. 

“Wait wait wait, hold on stay with me.” Donnie quickly ordered you through his mic, his tone becoming more serious. He quickly typed into his keyboard, now understanding the situation a bit more, and the gravity of your condition. “Do you have any roommates, anyone staying with you right now?” With a level tone he asked you some standard questions to keep you conscious as he robotically pulled up your current address. Leo had already left the room to rally their brothers and gather the first aid kit, clearly already on the same page.

“…. no. Just me.” You said quietly, now focusing entirely too much on staying upright. You really felt like you were going to throw up now. But you were too busy wracking your dizzy brain for what his name was…. D…. Donna… Donnie…. “Donatello?” You said out loud, trying to focus.

“Yes, (y/n?)” He quickly answered as he continued to quickly type something on his keyboard, he was glancing between you and another screen at his desk every other second. You smiled. He remembered your name. “We are coming to see you. If you can, try to leave your window unlocked, and go lie down on your couch or your bed. What is your apartment number?” He was quick and clear with his orders, speaking like a true doctor, you thought blearily. But you were too out of it to question how or why he was coming over.

“Mmm… Room 517, 6th floor.” Gosh why did you ever think you could do this on your own. You suddenly felt really stupid. You were trying to take care of yourself so you wouldn’t have to rely on your family for help with medical bills, but now you were just causing problems for the kind hero you met last night. “I’m sorry Donnie… I think I’m gonna pass out.” You said apologetically, head going to rest tiredly on your table next to your computer. You could distinctly hear the sound of the city filtering in through your cracked open window behind you in the living room. Your dizzy spell gripping you much stronger than it had earlier when you had first moved to stand after sleeping all night on the couch. The next thing you hear is the rattle of plastic wheels scooting as presumably Donatello was standing from his desk.

“Don’t be sorry. We’re coming to help you now, okay? Just try to stay awake.” There was a whoop and some excited chattering in the background now and some more keys being hit from his consol. “I’ll see you soon.” Came the quick but warm reply from the purple masked turtle as his webcam feed disappeared from your laptop. 

A silence hung in the room. As if it had never happened. You shifted to look up at the screen detailing a poorly drawn cartoon image of a needle poking at the edge of a wound looking back at you, and groaned audibly. Burying your dizzy head back into your good arm for a moment, you tried to sit up to go move to the couch to wait, careful not to bump into the bowl of antiseptic holding your good sewing needle and black thread. Only moments earlier you were about to try and sew up your shoulder like you were hemming a new pair of pants, only to be caught by one of this city’s apparent mutant super heroes you had met only just last night. And now he was coming here. To help you. 

Feeling another huge wash of dizziness pass over you, almost making your knees buckle as you stumbled over to the couch, you felt a larger twinge of pain in your shoulder again. Taking a seat on the cheap couch cushion, you reached up to move the towel you had soaked in the antiseptic aside to inspect the wound. You must’ve stretched the skin when you were startled earlier, because the wound was leaking deep red again as a small trail started to escape down your arm before you could stop it. Must’ve been deeper than you thought. 

That was your last thought before you passed out, head lightly falling against the couch.

“Are we almost there yet?? Ow!” Mikey called out ahead to Donnie before getting the back of his head smacked by Raphael. They were racing across rooftops making a beeline for your apartment building. Donatello, who usually gave sassy directions from the rear, was silent and serious leading the charge with Leo close behind carrying their largest portable first aid kit. 

Leo was keeping a close eye on his younger brother. When he walked by Don’s lab earlier, attracted by the shouting, he was startled to find his younger brother was talking to the person who had saved him the night before. Before he could question why, or get into his lecture about the dangers of contacting a human they only just met, he saw the look on his brother’s face. Donnie’s expression was beyond distressed. His usually level headed brother was shouting and worried because a civilian who was kind enough to step in and take a hit for him while he was down was- from what it looked like- still bleeding, almost 18 hours after the attack. And even worse from what he heard walking in, had no means of access to medical attention. He could understand Donnie’s frustration, but he was still surprised his brother had gotten this worked up.

“Hey…. Donnie,” Leo called out. “Everything alright…?” He said just low enough that it wouldn’t draw the attention of their brothers.

Donnie knew what he was getting at, so he cut right to the point. “I caught them before they could try and suture their own wound. With a sewing needle.” Donnie took a very very deep sigh. “By following a wiki-how tutorial.” Leo almost tripped off the building.

“….what?” He responded smartly. 

There was a loud snort from behind them. “Sounds badass.” Raph deadpanned and Mikey wore an expression of surprise followed by a quietly muttered ‘dude…’

Donnie groaned audibly. Thankfully your apartment building was now in sight. “I need to make sure their wound is properly disinfected before stitching it up. It’s the least I can do…” He thought back to last night. The long stare you two shared, and the concern and lack of fear you held for him in your eyes. He longed to see those eyes again… 

The building next to yours was at just the perfect height to leap across from the roof to your room’s fire escape. Leo was the first to land and give the all clear for his brothers to follow. Leo opened the window and stepped in just barely before Donnie practically toppled him over pushing past him to get inside. Snatching the first aid kit off Leo’s shoulder, Donnie quickly found your still form on the couch. 

“Right… we’ll stand guard. You’ll let us know if you need any help, okay Don?” Leo offered. Mikey pushed in through the window and made a beeline for the fridge, and Raph took a seat on the windowsill peaking in curiously.

“Yeah, Leo.” Donnie knelt quietly next to your form on the couch. All his attention was already on you.

 Leo went to stand around the living room trying to find the walls interesting while occasionally glancing at Donnie’s work, trying to stay out of the way.

Don checked you over, breath taken seeing your face again up close in the warm light of your apartment. Your breathing was deep and steady. Good. A little sweat on your brow, he looked down to see angry inflamed red skin peaking over your bare shoulder. He carefully moved the towel, stained in dried blood, and winced as the fabric pulled unstuck from the sticky bloody wound. 

You flinched, and Donnie felt his breath catch in his throat. But you did not awake, so he swallowed and signed, reaching down to open his medkit and take out a disinfecting wipe. The little damp pad unfolded and he carefully began to clean away the dried and sticky blood from around your cut so he could get a better look at the damage. There was definitely irritation but he hoped that no infection had taken hold yet. Next he disinfected his hands and pulled out his suture kit, and with practiced ease began to stitch up your shoulder. 

About 15 minutes later, and about 10 stitches into fixing you up, your eyelids fluttered open. The poking and pulling around your painfully sensitive cut had finally woken you up. You still felt dizzy and light headed, so made no sudden movements. Glancing down you saw the light reflecting off of a large polished shell. That’s right, Donnie. You still had a hard time grasping your current situation. Maybe you were in a fever dream. But there was the strangely handsome face of a mutant turtle sewing up your shoulder with his tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth in focus. His large goggles down over his eyes and a portable lamp light over his shoulder illuminating his work. 

You felt the poke of a new stitch and this time flinched with a little muttered “Ouch!” and suddenly you were blinded by the light hitting your face as Donnie startled and turned to face you. 

“Oh! You’re awake! Um… Sorry I’m uh… not quite done yet. I hope this is okay-” He quickly mumbled. His free hand that braced your shoulder gave an encouraging squeeze. 

You blinked a moment as your eyes adjusted to the light. He glanced back at his work and back to you and you nodded twice. 

“I need you to hold still for just a few more minutes, I’m just about finished. Okay? It’s going to sting a little.”

“...yeah. Got it.” You nodded, feeling your head quickly clear up as you felt the pinch and sting of the needle again, bracing yourself to hold still while your brows tensed from the discomfort.

You looked around your room to distract yourself from the pain. Looking across your coffee table you saw one of the other turtle mutants, the one wearing the blue bandana and caught his eyes for a moment before he quickly averted them to pretend he wasn’t staring. But after a moment he looked back at you and offered a quick nod in greeting. You supposed he might be a little shy and was trying to hide it. By your window you also caught the large cracked shell of another one. He glanced over his shoulder and met your eyes, studying you for a moment as you also took in the scar on his lips and the toothpick, before he also nodded at you with a little ‘hey’ in greeting. 

“Yo, is dudette awake? Morning sleeping beauty!” An energetic orange masked turtle man, holding a half full can of your soda, practically jumped into your line of sight, startling you a bit with a gasp. “You remember me? I’m Mik- Ouch! Leo!!” The blue masked turtle called Leo smacked him on the back of his head to quiet him with a shush.

“Mikey, I’m still working. Don’t freak them out.” Donnie quickly added, making sure you weren’t gonna move again before continuing.

“Yeah genius, your ugly mug almost made em’ pull a stitch. Save the dramatic introductions for later.” The red masked turtle sneered at Mikey. You vaguely recalled him being named ‘Raph’.

Leo, Raph, Mikey, and… “Donnie?”

You caught yourself saying out loud, making said turtle jump a little.

“Y-Yes, (y/n)?” He stuttered as he helped carefully pull you into a sitting position. The stitches were finished and it was time to wrap the wound. He reached into his bag and pulled out a package of fresh gauze.

You carefully watched him unwrap the gauze, his hands slightly shaking. “How do you know each other?” You asked him, meeting his eyes, then looking over to the others spread out in your living room.

“Brothers. We’re brothers.” Leo answered helpfully. 

“Brothers… that makes sense…” You considered how they all acted around each other and smiled warmly, looking back to meet Donnie’s eyes.

He was lifting up his goggles back to the top of his head and his eyes widened at your expression. He turned away to put his tortoiseshell glasses back in place, clearing his throat. 

“Yes, they’re… my brothers.” He tentatively smiled back at you, and began to wrap up your shoulder. 

You watched him thoughtfully for a moment, and glanced over at his brothers now quietly arguing about something over by the window. Mikey quickly looked back over at you with a bright smile before turning back to the conversation animatedly and shushing his brothers a little, earning him a smack as Raph and Leo both also shared a look with you briefly. You raised a curious brow at the antics. They were like gossiping school kids… definitely brothers.

“Hey Donnie… Sorry for causing you all trouble like this. …I didn’t want to involve anyone and thought I could handle it myself.” You said looking down. “....Thank you for coming to my rescue.” You looked up to meet his gaze and smiled at him.

“No no, this is…. It’s the least I could do. After all, I should be the one thanking you. You got this injury from coming to my rescue, I…. Thank you.” His hands stilled a moment in the midst of his wrapping and gave you a shy smile. He looked kind. 

Donnie finished the rest of the wrapping slowly, fastening the end in place carefully. 

“Um… You should change the wrapping every other day. Call me if there’s any trouble, like puffy redness around the stitches or if it starts bleeding or starts to show signs of infection-”

“Hey-” Leo suddenly cuts Donnie off, making you both look over to him where he was emerging from the group huddle. 

“How about, we come back- *ahem* Donnie, comes back again to check on you in a few days. Does… that sound good?” He asked carefully. Mikey jumping around excitedly in the background and getting a playful push from a grinning Raph. You turned with a raised eyebrow to Donatello. He was currently gawking at his older brother, glancing back between you and the blue leader. You couldn’t help but giggle a little at the antics.

“...Sure. I’d love that. If… you don’t mind, that is?” You asked the flustered purple masked mutant.

“I- I- Yes. Yes, of course. It would be my pleasure. Um. S- Next Saturday then? If you’re free?” He gathered himself and asked you kindly.

“That would be perfect.” You smiled widely, taking his hand in both of yours. “It would be nice to see you when neither of us are in danger for a change.” 

Donnie’s eyes seemed to soften as he looked at you warmly. “I would like that. Very much.” He held your hands back softly as he rose from his seat beside you. His brothers were already starting to filter out through the window, except for Mikey who was hooting and hollering quietly before getting bodily pulled through the window by his two older brothers. 

“So… next Saturday night? 9pm?”

“I’ll be here.” You responded, following him to the window. He carefully climbed out onto your balcony. He waved a final goodbye to you as he perched on the railing, and with a mighty jump, he leapt out of sight. You lunged for the railing where he just stood, looking out above you hearing whoops and cheers from the brothers as you caught a final sight of them running over the city skyline. And with a deep breath of the cool night air, you sighed in relief that you weren’t dreaming. 

Leo, Raph, Mikey, and

Donatello. You’ll have to remember that. You thought with a grin.

To the people who wanted to be updated when part 2 was released. Sorry for the long wait!! Thanks for the support!

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Pairing: Buggy the Clown x Poison Ivy!Female Reader

Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Romance

Summary: You ate the Nature Nature fruit (Similar to Mosa Mosa no Mi eaten by Binz from One Piece Film: Z) after your town was being attacked by pirates. The fruit gave you the power to control plants. You were able to save your town and just as you were about to seek revenge against the pirates, they fled. You sought them out, trying to find any clues that will lead you to them. One day, one of the seven warlords of the sea stumbles upon you with an offer. Will you accept or kill the clown from where he stands?

Timeline: Set during the events of One Piece Live Action.

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"Buggy..." You said firmly as you stood in the big top circus.

"Pleaseeee, you know we'd make a good team! Think about it! I'll get you vengeance and you help me get past the marines!" Buggy said with excitement as he jumped off of his throne. He sauntered over to you.

You rolled your eyes and the roses in your hair bloomed open. "No games. I'm not in the mood."

"Me?! Games? Never." Buggy grinned and stood in front of you. He extended his hand to you, "Well dollface?"

"Fine." You agreed and placed your hand in his.

Buggy took the opportunity to pull you close and winked at you, "We could seal the deal with a kiss?"

"In your dreams, clown." You shoved your hand over his lips when he was getting close.

You really hoped you don't regret this...

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3 years ago
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Sleepover

Posted:09/13/23

Title: Sleepover

Buggy x GN Strawhat Reader

Fluff

Summary: Since Buggy is suck as a head on the strawhat's ship, you decide to pass the time together with a flirtatious game of never have I ever.

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Sleepover
Sleepover

"I don't want that thing," Zoro said, putting his hands up when Usopp tried to hand him Buggy's head. "It's your turn. I've had to listen to him all day." Buggy rolls his eyes as the two men go back and forth. "I'll take him." You say. Unopp didn't question it and tossed him to you. "Watch it!" Buggy shouts at him. Zoro and Usopp run off to dinner. "Hi." You greeted, looking down at him. "Hi~," He says back with a sarcastic smile before rolling his roll again. "Do you want to play a game with me?" You asked. He looked up at you, confused. "A game?" He questioned back, wondering if you were messing with him. You nodded and began to walk back to your quarters of the ship. He sighs. "What the hell am I supposed to play, dim-wit? I'm a fucking head." It was your turn to roll your eyes. "There's lots of things we could play. Blackjack, truth or dare, never have I ever -" Buggy cuts you off when you finally get to your room. "What is this a sleepover?" You set him next to you on your bed. "Well, do you want to play any of them, or do you have any better ideas?" He thought about it for a minute. "Never have I ever..." You smiled at his answer. "I'll go get the shot glasses!"

You came back from the ship's kitchen with two shot glasses and a nice bottle of whiskey. "I got the good stuff. Don't tell Sanji." Buggy thinks for a moment trying to recall which one was Sanji. "The French bimbo?" He questioned. "That's the one. He's really into cooking, so he'd be mad if he knew I was using the nice whiskey for cheap shots." Buggy takes note of this. "Nothing cheap with me, sweetheart." He says flirtatiously. "You're makeup says otherwise." You stab with a smirk. "Hey!" You don't give him a chance to say more. "Who goes first?" He scoffs. "Well, obviously, I should go first." Buggy ego speaks. "You're right, age before beauty." "Yes -" He catches himself. "You little shit. I'm not that old and twice as beautiful as you!" You chuckle. "Whatever old man just go." He shakes his head thinking. "Never have I ever eaten a crewmate." Your eyes widen before you start laughing. "What? I've done fuck up shit but not that." You waved your hand while laughing. "Eaten as in Cannibalism or as in oral?" You try to clarify. Buggy burst out laughing. "You dirty little bitch. Cannibalism." He confirmed. "Nope, I've never done that." He nods. "Okay then, oral." Buggy says, changing the meaning of his question. "I've been on a pirate crew only for a few months, dude. Do you think I've had time?" "A few months and still no? You're not trying hard enough." His joke makes you flustered. "What do you mean?! I'm not trying." The topic was starting to embarrass you. "Then that's the problem." "Problem?! That is hardly a problem." You both bicker for a few minutes about wwhetheror not you should be trying to fuck your crewmates. Buggy couldn't care less about your sex life but found it entertaining to embarrass you. "Okay! Whatever, my turn... Never have I ever..." You look around the room looking for ideas. "Never have ever made a kid cry." Buggy scoffs. "You can't ask shit you know I did." You chuckle. "Why? Because you'll know I'll win." "You won't win even with that sshinylittle rule." You laughed. "Wanna bet?" The question made Buggy smile. "Hell yeah. What's it worth to you?" His eyes are fixed on your lips, watching you bite down. "Umm... If I win, you have to tell him a true story about yourself." He jokely hissed. "Ohh, how dangerous~" He mocked you. The tips of your fingernails tap the shot glass. "What do you want if you win?" You asked looking at him. He gives you a chuckle. "When I win..." Buggy corrects. "I want a kiss~." Your eyes widen. "What?" He clarifies for you. "You have to kiss me and not just a little peck. A 30-second French kiss~" Blush fills your face. It wasn't the worst thing, was it? You thought before giving an audible sigh. "Fine, but only because I know I'll win." Buggy smirks. "Sure you will... now, give me the damn shot." It had almost slipped your mind that you would have to help him. "Oh, right." You pour the first shot of the night and place the cool glass on his lips. Buggy doesn't break eye contact as he downs it. "Alright, cupcake. Never have I ever stolen from a crewmate." You huffed and filled your glass with the stolen goods. "1-1" you mumbled. "Never have I ever hid a body part to spy on people." He rolls his eyes while you poor his shot. "Never have I ever slipped edibles into Sanji's cooking?" You choke on your spit. "How-" Buggy smiles proudly. "Drink bitch." He demands.

"Damn it!" You say taking another shot while Buggy laughs at you. "Piss off!" You shout back playfully. "Okay, my turn..." You set down your glass and think for a moment before a wicked smile spreads across your face. Buggy looks concerned. "What's with that look l/n?" You smiled. "Never have I ever... used my own dick to fuck myself." Buggy's face goes pale from shock before his face turns red with anger and embarrassment. "WHAT THE HELL?!" You burst out laughing while Buggycusss you out. Letting him get it out, you wait patiently with a filled shot glass. "YOU PIECE OF SHIT-" There's a sudden banging on the wall. "Clown, if you don't shut the hell up, I'll cut out your tongue and throw it in the sea!" Zoro shouts. Making you realize how late it has gotten. Buggy bites his tongue. You laughed quietly to yourself at Zoro. Buggy couldn't help but quietly laugh about it, too. "Whatever, shit stick. Just give me the shot." You wipe the tear from your eye. "Yes, sir." You replied jokingly, putting the glass to his lips. The comment didn't help Buggy's embarrassed blushing. "It's getting late. Do you want to be done?" "Sure but only because I'm in the lead." He answered with a chuckle, causing yoh to put the bottle away. "So um... where have you been sleeping?" "Where ever, I'm left." Buggy says through his teeth. "Oh..." He watches you think for a moment. "Well, I have an extra pillow if you wanna lay on that." Buggy is a little taken aback by the suggestion. "My how bold~ At least take me out for dinner first before inviting me to bed~" He jokes, watching you pull your sheets back.

"Or... you know pay what what you owe~" You look at him confused. "Pay what I owe - oh! Right. The kiss." You pull the sheets over your lap. Your hands are more careful with him than the other crewmates. "Does it have to be French?" You questioned nervously. "Damn right, it does. That was the agreement. Now, pucker up." Buggy closes his eyes and puckers his lip dramatically. Sighing you press your lips to his. Buggy's relaxed into something natural and sweet. The feeling of his cheap old makeup smears across your lips. Buggy opens his mouth slightly, letting himself get greedy with being paid his part. You welcome him in and let his excited tongue desperately try to dominate yours. The surprise of passion was found sparking I'm his actions. You wanted to wonder when the last time someone kissed him was or showed him in sort of affection without a sour taste of fear to ruin it? However, you didn't let yourself wander away from the warm, wet kiss. Even when you had to pull away for air. Your eyes were still closed. Arms tried from holding him up yet not relaxing. Buggy didn't say anything. He just stared at your messed-up lips. The stain of his makeup gave you your own small clown smile. Oh, how you could enchant his whole audience if you were part of his show. No one spoke when you opened your eyes. The souls gazed into one another. Longing for something unnamed. "I um... I think that was more than 30 seconds." Your chuckles match together. "Probably." Another moment of uncomfortable silence fills the room. "Your arms tried?" He asked quietly. "Mh? Oh yeah..."

Placing him on the side of his face on the pillow so he faced you. "Is that good?" You asked, laying down next to him. "Yeah, fine." He says like a brat. Buggy watches as you close your eyes, still facing him. The bed sways back and forth as he continues to stare. "This really doesn't bug you?" He asked genuinely. "Does what bug me?" He scoffed. "Oh, I don't know, maybe a creepy serial killer pirate clown's decapitated head sleeping next to you." You don't open your eyes. "It's fine Buggy just go to sleep." There's a moment of silence. "Don't tell me what to do..." He mumbled before closing his eyes.


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AAAA HEYYY SORRY I WAS GONE LOL I MADE MY OWN TURTLES!!! MY AU IS CALLED TMNT VEGA⚡🙏🏾
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AAAA HEYYY SORRY I WAS GONE LOL I MADE MY OWN TURTLES!!! MY AU IS CALLED TMNT VEGA⚡🙏🏾
AAAA HEYYY SORRY I WAS GONE LOL I MADE MY OWN TURTLES!!! MY AU IS CALLED TMNT VEGA⚡🙏🏾
AAAA HEYYY SORRY I WAS GONE LOL I MADE MY OWN TURTLES!!! MY AU IS CALLED TMNT VEGA⚡🙏🏾
AAAA HEYYY SORRY I WAS GONE LOL I MADE MY OWN TURTLES!!! MY AU IS CALLED TMNT VEGA⚡🙏🏾

AAAA HEYYY SORRY I WAS GONE LOL I MADE MY OWN TURTLES!!! MY AU IS CALLED TMNT VEGA⚡🙏🏾

8 months ago
English

During one night, a monstrous storm fell over the sea and Pelican Town. Just before sunrise, a strange vessel anchored on the beach...

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Español:

Durante una noche, una monstruosa tormenta cayó sobre el mar y Pelican Town. Justo antes del amanecer, un extraño barco ancló en la playa...
English

With the day's light, it was possible to see the damage caused to that ship that was there. Upon arriving at the beach, you came across a pirate crew that was in need of help...

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Español:

Con la luz del día se pudo observar los daños ocasionados a aquella nave que allí se encontraba. Al llegar a la playa, te topaste con una tripulación pirata que necesitaba ayuda...
English

⭕ONE PIECE SPECIAL EVENT⭕
Complete missions for each gang member and repair the ship to help Straw Hats return to their adventures!

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Español:

⭕EVENTO ESPECIAL DE UNA PIEZA⭕
¡Completa misiones para cada miembro de la pandilla y repara el barco para ayudar a los de Sombrero de Paja a regresar a sus aventuras!
🔹 Where is Zoro?
🔹 The pirate without a hat
🔹 Santoryu in danger
🔹 Ammunition for the shooter
🔹 Empty sack cannot stand upright
🔹 Dr. Chopper in action!

OBS: The title of the mission "empty sack cannot stand upright" comes from an expression in Portuguese that means we need to eat to have energy and strength. Generally used when someone is in need of energy and strength, but does not want to eat. So we insinuate that "an empty bag doesn't stay upright".

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Español:

🔹 ¿Dónde está Zoro?
🔹 El pirata sin sombrero
🔹Santoryu en peligro
🔹 Munición para el tirador.
🔹 El saco vacío no puede mantenerse en pie
🔹 ¡Dr. Chopper en acción!

OBS: El título de la misión "el saco vacío no puede mantenerse en pie" proviene de una expresión en portugués que significa que necesitamos comer para tener energía y fuerza. Generalmente se utiliza cuando alguien necesita energía y fuerza, pero no quiere comer. Entonces insinuamos que “una bolsa vacía no se mantiene en pie”.…
🔹 The history of Pelican Town
🔹 A suuper refreshing order
🔹 Yohohohoho

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Español:

🔹 La historia de Pelican Town/Vila Pelicanos
🔹Un pedido súper refrescante
🔹 Yohohohoho
❗ Where is Zoro? ❗

All I have to do is take my eyes off these idiots for a minute and one of them will disappear! I would appreciate it if you could get Zoro back to the beach. That idiot sure is lost!

🔸 Find Zoro.

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Español:

❗ ¿Dónde está Zoro? ❗

¡Todo lo que tengo que hacer es apartar los ojos de estos idiotas por un minuto y uno de ellos desaparecerá! Te agradecería que pudieras llevar a Zoro de regreso a la playa. ¡Ese idiota seguro que está perdido!

🔸 Encuentra a Zoro.
❗ The pirate without a hat ❗

MY HAT FLYED WHEN WE GOT HERE! I need to find my hat! My hat! My hat! my hat!

🔸 Find Luffy's straw hat and return it to him.

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Español:

❗ El pirata sin sombrero ❗ ¡MI SOMBRERO VUELA CUANDO LLEGAMOS AQUÍ! ¡Necesito encontrar mi sombrero! ¡Mi sombrero! ¡Mi sombrero! ¡mi sombrero!

🔸 Encuentra el sombrero de paja de Luffy y devuélveselo.
❗ Santoryu in danger ❗
I ended up losing my swords when I fell into the water and no one lets me go look for them. I do not know why...
Can you find them for me?

🔸 Find Zoro's swords and return them to him.

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Español:

❗Santoryu en peligro❗
Terminé perdiendo mis espadas cuando caí al agua y nadie me deja ir a buscarlas. Yo no sé por qué...
¿Puedes encontrarlos para mí?

🔸 Encuentra las espadas de Zoro y devuélveselas.
❗ Ammunition for the shooter ❗

My ammunition bag fell into the sea during the storm, now I'll have to do it all over again...
Hey! Would you have any interesting ammunition to give me?

🔸 Bring an Explosive Ammo for Usopp.

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Español:

❗ Municiones para el tirador ❗

Mi bolsa de municiones se cayó al mar durante la tormenta, ahora tendré que hacerlo todo de nuevo...
¡Ey! ¿Tendrías alguna munición interesante para darme?

🔸 Trae munición explosiva para Usopp.
❗ Empty sack cannot stand upright ❗

We haven't eaten anything since we got here and I need to restock the pantry. Can you help me?

🔸 Give Sanji all the following ingredients:

- Any fish (3)
- Egg (5)
- Oil (1)
- Seaweed (5)
- Any vegetable (10)
- Rice (3)

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Español:

❗ El saco vacío no puede mantenerse en pie ❗

No hemos comido nada desde que llegamos aquí y necesito reponer la despensa. ¿Me puedes ayudar?

🔸Dale a Sanji todos los siguientes ingredientes:

- Cualquier pez (3)
- Huevo (5)
- Aceite (1)
- Algas (5)
- Cualquier verdura (10)
- Arroz (3)
❗ Dr. Chopper in action! ❗
My stock of medicines and medicinal herbs is almost empty. I want to refuel before we start sailing again. Can you help me?

🔸 Give Dr. Chopper all of the following items:

- Red Mushroom (5)
- Purple Mushroom (3)
- Maple Syrup (5)
- Energy Tonic (1)

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Español:

❗ ¡Dr. Chopper en acción! ❗
Mi stock de medicinas y hierbas medicinales está casi vacío. Quiero repostar antes de empezar a navegar de nuevo. ¿Me puedes ayudar?

🔸 Dale al Dr. Chopper todos los siguientes artículos:

- Hongo Rojo (5)
- Hongo Morado (3)
- Sirope de arce (5)
- Tónico energético (1)
❗ The story of Pelican Village ❗

Since we're going to be here for a while, I'd love to know a little more about this place.

🔸 Bring five artifacts to Robin.

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Español:

❗ La historia de Pelican Village ❗

Ya que estaremos aquí por un tiempo, me encantaría saber un poco más sobre este lugar.

🔸 Llévale cinco artefactos a Robin.
❗ A super refreshing order ❗

After repairs, Sunny will need super fuel! Do you happen to have any cola around here?

🔸 Bring 50 units of Joja-Cola for Franky.

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Español:

❗Un pedido súper refrescante❗

¡Después de las reparaciones, Sunny necesitará súper combustible! ¿Tienes alguna cola por aquí?

🔸Trae 50 unidades de Joja-Cola para Franky.
❗ Yohohohoho ❗

Looks like we'll be here for a while. And that calls for some music!
Would you have any interesting local instruments to show me?

🔸 Give a Flute Block and a Drum Block to Brook.

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Español:

❗Yohohohoho❗

Parece que estaremos aquí por un tiempo. ¡Y eso requiere algo de música!
¿Podrías mostrarme algún instrumento local interesante?

🔸 Dale un bloque de flauta y un bloque de batería a Brook.
After completing all missions, a set will be available on the Sunny for the player to repair the ship.

After repairing the ship, the straw hats would have a party with the player and, the next day, the player would receive 9 thank you letters with rewards in each of them!

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Español:

Después de completar todas las misiones, habrá un juego disponible en el Sunny para que el jugador repare el barco.

Después de reparar el barco, los sombreros de paja harían una fiesta con el jugador y, al día siguiente, ¡el jugador recibiría 9 cartas de agradecimiento con recompensas en cada una de ellas!
Player,

You helped us a lot in the last few days and we wanted to reward you. We are sending you some gifts in the mail. I hope you enjoy!

Starting with me, I'm giving you one of my orange trees. They are special to me, so I hope you take good care of them!

And thanks for all the help!

-Nami

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Español:

Jugador,

Nos ayudaste mucho estos últimos días y queríamos recompensarte. Le enviamos algunos regalos por correo. ¡Espero que disfrutes!

Empezando por mí, os regalo uno de mis naranjos. Son especiales para mí, ¡así que espero que los cuides bien!

¡Y gracias por toda la ayuda!

-Nami
You there!

Thanks for finding my hat! And for all the food! And for helping fix Sunny!

As a reward for helping us, I'm going to give you the coolest thing in the world! Almost cooler than One Piece!

After I become the Pirate King, I'm going to come back here and have another party!

- Luffy
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Español:

¡Tú allí!

¡Gracias por encontrar mi sombrero! ¡Y por toda la comida! ¡Y por ayudar a arreglar a Sunny!

¡Como recompensa por ayudarnos, te voy a regalar la cosa más genial del mundo! ¡Casi más genial que One Piece!

Después de convertirme en el Rey Pirata, ¡volveré aquí y haré otra fiesta!

-Luffy
Hey, player,

Thank you for finding my swords.

I'm sending you an old katana that I used to train. It's old, but it still cuts well.

Enjoy.

- Zoro

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Español:

Oye, jugador,

Gracias por encontrar mis espadas.

Te envío una vieja katana que solía entrenar. Es viejo, pero todavía corta bien.

Disfrutar.

-Zoro
Hey, farmer,

That Explosive Ammo you gave me is amazing! The great Captain Usopp will certainly become even more unbeatable when he uses them on the battlefield!

In exchange for something so cool, I'm sending you the recipe and five units of one of my great creations: the Stink Bomb!

You will become unbeatable with them!

- Captain Usopp

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Español:

Oye, granjero,

¡Esa munición explosiva que me diste es increíble! ¡El gran Capitán Usopp seguramente se volverá aún más imbatible cuando los use en el campo de batalla!

A cambio de algo tan chulo te envío la receta y cinco unidades de una de mis grandes creaciones: ¡la Stink Bomb!

¡Te volverás imbatible con ellos!

- Capitán Usopp
Dear player,

I am sending this letter to thank you for all your help. Especially for bringing me all those delicious ingredients. My crew loved dinner that night!

As a thank you, I'm also sending you my cookbook. I hope you enjoy!

-Sanji

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Español:

Estimado jugador,

Le envío esta carta para agradecerle toda su ayuda. Especialmente por traerme todos esos deliciosos ingredientes. ¡A mi equipo le encantó la cena esa noche!

Como agradecimiento, también te envío mi libro de cocina. ¡Espero que disfrutes!

-Sanji
Hi farmer,

I want to thank you for the mushrooms, the syrup and the tonic! With the medicine pantry full, I'll be able to take care of my companions without worrying for a long time.

As a gift, I'll send you the recipe and a sample of my Rumble Balls!

Use them carefully!

- Chopper

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Español:

Hola granjero,

¡Quiero agradecerles por los champiñones, el almíbar y la tónica! Con la despensa de medicamentos llena podré cuidar a mis compañeros sin preocuparme durante mucho tiempo.

¡De regalo te enviaré la receta y una muestra de mis Rumble Balls!

¡Úsalos con cuidado!

- Chopper
Hello Mr. farmer,

Thanks for the artifacts. Thanks to them, I had the chance to delve deeper into the history of Vila Pelicanos.

Learning about all these legends about the Junimos and the beliefs in the existence of Ioba enriched me. Your culture is magnificent.

As a thank you, I am sending you one of my archeology books. Until later!

-Robin

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Español:

Hola señor granjero,

Gracias por los artefactos. Gracias a ellos tuve la oportunidad de profundizar en la historia de Vila Pelicanos.

Aprender sobre todas estas leyendas sobre los Junimos y las creencias sobre la existencia de Ioba me enriqueció. Tu cultura es magnífica.

Como agradecimiento, te envío uno de mis libros de arqueología. ¡Hasta más tarde!

-Robin
Super farmer,

You've done really well the last few days!
I'm super grateful for helping me fix Sunny and bringing me all that cool stuff. I tried one of the collas to confirm its effectiveness and it was suuper delicious.

As a thank you gift, I'm sending a decorative mini-Sunny. Make the most of it.

-Franky

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Español:

Súper granjero,

¡Lo has hecho muy bien estos últimos días!
Estoy muy agradecido por ayudarme a arreglar a Sunny y traerme todas esas cosas interesantes. Probé una de las collas para confirmar su efectividad y estaba súper rica.

Como regalo de agradecimiento te envío un mini-Sunny decorativo. Sacar el máximo provecho de ella.

- Franky
Dear Player,

I wrote this letter to thank you for all your help and fun over the last few days. It was a pleasure for me to discover these new musical instruments. I almost died from the joy of being able to play them together with you!
(Ah, but I'm already dead.)

With gratitude, I leave a copy of my Tone Dial. You can listen to it whenever you want!

And with these last words, I say goodbye.

-Brook

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Español:

Estimado jugador,

Escribí esta carta para agradecerles por toda su ayuda y diversión durante los últimos días. Fue un placer para mí descubrir estos nuevos instrumentos musicales. ¡Casi me muero de la alegría de poder tocarlos junto a ti!
(Ah, pero ya estoy muerto.)

Con gratitud, les dejo una copia de mi Tone Dial. ¡Puedes escucharlo cuando quieras!

Y con estas últimas palabras me despido.

-Brook
"You have completed the One Piece special event!
Redeem your rewards"

After completing the event, the player will also receive 9 extra rewards. In the following images, we will describe each item purchased:

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Español:

"¡Has completado el evento especial de One Piece!
Canjea tus recompensas"

Después de completar el evento, el jugador también recibirá 9 recompensas adicionales. En las siguientes imágenes describiremos cada artículo adquirido:

🏴‍☠️ ONE PIECE x STARDEW VALLEY 🏴‍☠️

SIMULAÇÃO DE EVENTO!

Durante a noite, uma tempestade monstruosa caiu sobre o mar da Vila Pelicanos. pouco antes do sol nascer, uma estranha embarcação ancorou na praia. Com o clarear do dia, foi possível ver o quão danificado aquele vanio estava. Ao chegar na praia, você se deparou com uma tripulação pirata que estava precisando de ajuda… ⭕ EVENTO ESPECIAL ONE PIECE ⭕ Complete as missões de cada membro do bando e repare o navio para ajudar os Mugiwaras a voltarem para suas aventuras!

O evento começaria assim que o jogador fosse a praia e dialogasse com os NPCs. Ao falar com cada membro da tripulação, uma nova missão seria desbloqueada! Ao completar todas as missões, um conjunto seria disponibilizado no Sunny Go, para que a reparação do navio fosse feita. Após consertar o navio, o jogador teria uma cutscene de festa com o bando pirata e, por fim, o evento terminaria. Na manhã seguinte, o jogador receberia cartas de agradecimento de cada membro da tripulação, cada uma acompanhada com uma recompensa exclusiva do evento. Também ao finalizar o evento por completo, um conjunto de recompensas bônus também seria disponibilizado.

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valen-yamyam16 - Es que yo quiero la combi completa
Es que yo quiero la combi completa

she/her 19 :p

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