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“Long Train Journeys” by Jordan Bolton

Part of “Scenes from Imagined Films” Comic

Tuesday Riddell — The Fairy Ring  (gold & silver leaf, gold powder, lustre powder and paint on japanned board, 2021)

Overthrow the final empire with style

Heaven Gaia spring 2020 rtw

So, if you're too tired to speak, sit next to me for I, too, am fluent in silence

- Ron Arnold

you cant even imagine my excitement when i read "fecemi la divina potestate" in the boy and the heron

여의도샛강생태공원 / Rainy day in Seoul

Nobody in the Glass Onion tag is talking about the fact that the Rothko painting on the wall is UPSIDE DOWN.

Truly shows that Miles Bron is just a rich dumb twat

Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.

Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey this is an awkward question but what’s your gooblebygark?’

And we’re like what.

‘You know, the… the thing. Your goobledygark. The thing that dictates whether you’re gnarfgnoovles or brubledoopes’

What. What. What the fuck, those words don’t even mean anything??? What are you talking about?

‘Look, your ridiculous human languages don’t seem to have the words for these! But they’re totally a thing, they’re like, fundamental aspects of social life for our species, just… just let us lick you so we can know what verb tense to use when we speak to you.’

What does one thing have to do with the other??? That makes no–

‘UGH, nevermind, you’re totally brubledoopes, I can just tell, I don’t even need to taste your bacterial skin colonies.’

And then another alien overhears and is like ‘holy shit, you can’t stereotype like that, that’s SO NOT COOL’

‘yeaH BUT THEY WON’T LET ME LICK THEM’

Vancouver Views (by Neal Kumar) website / tumblr / 500px 

imaginary friend

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