Russian Roulette

hardcore porn: massaging his scalp until he falls asleep in my arms

downloaded the hogwarts game on my switch and nobody will be hearing from me for a week, i’m hooked

new chapter of bang bang! will be up on sunday!! (im mainly posting this to hold myself accountable)

Victor: I won't kiss it unless it's gold Yuuri: *dresses in all gold. Like we're talking platinum shiny ass gold.* will you kiss me now? Victor: *blushes and darts at yuuri*

Twisted truth

Victor: Yuuri you have to sign here and here if you want to live in this apartment with me

Yuuri: oh is an apartment lease? I can't really tell since it's in Russian

Victor: language barriers can both be an enigma and a blessing at the same time

Yuuri: ..okay *gets a pen to sign the paper*

Yurio: hey hurry up and sign it alrea-wait is that a marriage registration form?? Victor WTF

Victor:

Victor: well technically I never lied

texts with husband!bakugou

⊹ ࣪ ˖ notes: mayhaps perhaps i should make one for todoroki as well

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do not copy, translate, or plagarize

ok hear me out; Keigo personally funds a gravestone for Jin after the war that he visits and maintains it as often as his schedule permits

he goes through periods of guilt where he feels like he doesn't deserve to face him and mourn like that so he won't visit for a while, but he always comes back with a pack of cigarettes and fresh flowers after not too long

(he also helps Ochako fund a gravestone for Himiko and they put it right next to Jin's)

Tag Yourself

Victor: -Perfect Russian Jesus, right down to the birthdate -notoriously terrible memory, possibly on purpose?? -here to cry actual pearls and court shy Japanese fanboys -weak for poledancing

Yuri: -literally a dumpling -filled with anxiety -goes from 0 to Stunner real quick -engagement game on point

Yurio: -made of pure Angermonium -wants to be Cool, dresses like a MILF -deserves everybody’s love, will accept none of it -cat aesthetic

Otabek: -wtf suga suga how’d you get so fine -holdin out for a hero and glad I did cuz DAMN -literal savior -makes motorcycles and leather jackets nervous

JJ: -this fuckin asshole -ultimate fuckboi -will play you wonderwall so fast -but isn’t really into you, unless your face is a mirror

Chris: -pour some sugar on me -one look will impregnate cha -best ass in the game -perfect wingman

Pichit: -perfect, pure, right -literally unable to be harmed -ultimate hamster momma -secret theatre kid

Yakov: -why can’t everyone just behave their fuckin selves -too old and done for this shit -slut for hugs -doesn’t know how everything got so gay but whatever motivates these damned kids

started on a bkdk spiderpool au and i’m sat for it so glad i’m finally writing again