Debbie Downer And Negative Nancy Should Lez Out

i was not made for employment i was made to fantasize about getting shotgunned like a beer can by a vampire

save me, house md IG comments.

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

Jason walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay

*later that day

Dick: have you seen the news? Apparently someone killed the Joker

Tim:

Tim: Oh, he was serious?

before we move on to the next act of the biggest talent show this towns ever seen, we found a half smoked cigarette outside in the parking lot. would the owner please smoke the rest of it

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

I don’t care for the heartstopper boys, show me those fucked up queers and then we’ll talk

it's me and my caffeinated drink against the world

SABRINA CARPENTER performing at the 67th Annual Grammy Awards — February 2, 2025

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there