US President To Alfred: Can You Serve?

i love how dostoevsky always describes his self insert characters as tall and sexy and mysterious. girl you are bald and 5’7.

I have a hankering to return to bloodlines

okay you know what last anon? shut the fuck up. literally every character in total drama is awful except for ella. they’re all teenagers on this reality show called total drama, of course they’re shitty people. did you forget that people are human and have flaws? and people that write fanfiction to redeem these characters in some way and showcase it are wonderful. people like you piss me off because you act so self-righteous. suck my dick and choke on it, see you in hell.

the joke of clay constantly grumbling about his “stinking dead-end job” and then it being revealed that he’s the fucking mayor is so under appreciated

VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE: BLOODLINES - SECOND STREET/DINER

nines ❤

I kissed an engaged guy because I hated his fiancee.

This is a Total Drama hot take blog.

She's right and you should listen to her

the UK won the jury voting. i cannot believe my eyes.