I Drew The Impuse Giraffe And Skizz Police Dude Because They’re So Silly I Love Them

A dream I had... he didn't know the counterplay

Lizzie and Scott are both sacrificial lambs, but like.

Lizzie is a sacrificial lamb in the sense of. A wounded animal fighting against its bindings, because it isn't fair for its life to be reduced, time and time again, to what cleansing flames can offer other people.

On the other hand, Scott is a sacrificial lamb in the sense of. An animal who follows you and lays down in your lap as you prepare to slaughter it, because it's accepted that it's only worth is in the gain of other people.

If this makes sense to anyone.

RIDE THE CYCLONE SPOTTED?????

THIS IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS

The Ballad of Pearlescentmoon

If The Goat’s patron is just Shamura without dementia, I’ll be disappointed but not surprised.

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

One of you bastards is the Great Fanatic and I'm gonna figure out who

I gotta admit, I find it really funny that the most popular wlw and mlm Splatoon ships (not counting agent 3 x agent 8 since those are customizable characters) are “trust fund baby soundcloud rapper x child soldier military deserter” and “two rancid old men who kind of hate each other”, respectively. Love really does win.

"You get your Fresh Start, and I get to tick off some inklings. Deal?"

"Deal."

"You're sure about this?"

"Positive."

I bet theyre still bffs theyre both just annoying enough to still get along. Like when you meet an old coworker that is just how youre gonna act when you get older.

@kyoukorpse inspired me to give my period pain to narinder. Like to charge, reblog to transfer.

I love this idea so much!

honestly I think it makes a lot of sense. I’m not too familiar with watcher lore but I think the watchers would be the type of people to do that.

Whisper into their ear “oooh so close!” every season, “if you tried just a little harder maybe that would be you.” That cruel reminder being ever present with each and every season they place so close yet so far to being the victor, never failing to give them those bitter feelings each time memories resurface.

they’d probably take enjoyment out of the feelings they bring out in those 2nd placers, I think. probably so much more fun than tormenting the winners

Random thought by my tired, emotionally exhausted brain. Because when I'm hurting I'd rather inflict angst and pain and suffering on characters instead.

Life series AU where the losers' past failures literally come back to haunt them. A new game starts. But things aren't quite right. All the losers are being stalked by echoes of their past red lives. Like the snails, but they can be killed. But not for long. They just keep coming back no matter how many times they die. Night after night. And the closer someone came to winning, the stronger the echoes are.

The winners don't have any echoes. Winning a game brings the echoes together and merges them so they're whole again. People that consistently place low, like Jimmy or Mumbo are relatively fine since their only echoes are relatively weak. But there's no rest for people like Impulse and Ren, where the echoes are fed by the "so close" of a 2nd place. Their's are strong, bloodthirsty, and never, ever leave them alone. And they're angry over their failures.

Does it make sense? Probably not. But oh well. I'll scream to the void of tumblr anyway.