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7 years ago

How would Blake, Ruby, and Weiss react to their first time with their s/o?

Blake:

-blake doesn’t have a hymen cause of all the flips and acrobatics that she does on a near daily basis.

-she will be nervous for her first time but is thankful that it wont hurt as much due to her hymen already being gone.

-blake will purr and nip alot during and after.

Ruby:

-now ruby does have a hymen and will be nervous and worried about how much pain there will be.

-she will not know what to do despite yang giving her “the talk” a while back.

-needless to say your first time with ruby will be sweet, caring, and full of love. 

Weiss:

-weiss does have a hymen but will take precautions so as to help limit the pain that will surely be there.

-she will be nervous but sure that this is what she wants.

-your night with weiss will slow and romantic. 

4 years ago

Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!

4 years ago
We Stan A Legend. 

we stan a legend. 

4 years ago

If you aren't be ready

because IT'S TIME TO DUEL!

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7 years ago

Ah, might I please request Cinder Fall, Mercury Black and Yang Xiao Long with a significant other that reminds them how beautiful they are in spite of what hindrances might drag them down? Mercury and Yang's prosthetics and Cinder's temporary lack of speech and scars, to be more precise ❤

Low Key I doubt Mercury cares about his legs. XD But I can see him complaining about getting them fixed.

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Cinder:*When she was first injured and you treated her with Salem, she couldn’t even look at you. How could you love someone who not only failed but looks and speaks as she does now. Sure it may be temporary, but that doesn’t matter. Her insecurities with her looks and herself come to light. What she does not expect is your reaction.*You are nothing but loving with her. You help speak for her in Emerald’s place, help Salem treat her at your request, and help her recover her fighting abilities. One day Emerald comes and asks you why. You know its actually Cinder’s question so you go and answer it. You tell her its as simple as you loving her. You tell her she’s beautiful regardless of the scars and that nearly makes her cry.*Salem takes note of your positive affect on Cinder’s recovery and basically puts you in charge of it. After every treatment for Cinder’s injuries you are sure to say she looks even more beautiful if that’s even possible. That often ends with passionate kisses Salem asks you to stop. Cinder knows now the truth You love her for her and now her power or beauty. and that means more to her than you could ever know.

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Mercury:*He honestly doesn’t care about his prosthetic legs anymore. Sure when he first got them he had issues but now he doesn’t really think about them until he has to fix them. then everyone in the building can hear his frustration. ‘WHY WON’T YOU TURN YOU DUMBASS?!?!?’ You’d hear him shout.*You end up helping him with his legs when they need to be fixed and hear is where you notice something. He hides the rest of his legs under blankets as you two work together. It takes some coaxing but he ultimately shows you the legs and to be honest its not that bad. Not even much scaring where his legs end. You’d assure him its not bad and he’s still as handsome as ever. he’d just smirk and jokingly say he knows before kissing your cheek and saying thank you.*He doesn’t really talk about it outside of when his legs need to be fixed up. Not that you should expect different. its just part of his life now. Though he knows you’re not bothered by what remains of his actual legs which makes him happy. The times where you two work together to fix his prosthetic legs becomes something he looks forward to. If nothing else then hearing your compliments and the kisses you share. It puts his mind at ease which is hard. Just ask Emerald.

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Yang:*This poor girl wouldn’t even talk to you when her arm was severed at first. Tai was nice enough to let you stay at his house in exchange for help but even then Yang doesn’t talk to you. At least for awhile. One day you bring yang something to drink for Tai and her having to see you breaks her down finally. She begins crying and you hold her tightly.*She explains through the tears about how upset she is. Ruby is gone. her arm is gone. She can’t fight and there is no way you can look at her anymore. That ends it. You shut her up with a deep passionate kiss and tell her that no matter what happens she will always be YOUR blonde bombshell. You didn’t fall for her looks but for her heart. She’s still beautiful and losing a stupid arm that can be replaced won’t change that. In the end her heart is what matters. That makes her cry more but with a smile as she hugs you tightly. You didn’t know but Tai saw the whole thing with the warmest smile ever and some misty eyes.*Once the prosthetic comes she’s uneasy as you guessed. Though after some time with you talking with her and Tai she puts it on and you help train her with Tai. When the shakes come, you know just how to help calm them. Oddly, its petting her hair. She never says it but knowing you love ehr so much that you’d go out of your way to make sure she feels good about herself and help her after what happens cements something in her mind. You’re the one she’s going to marry come hell or high water.

7 years ago

Velvet, Blake, Kali and Neon are hanging out with their rather oblivious crush. Crush sees a spec or something the girls' fanaus feature and removes it. But they happen to touch it in the most pleasurable way possible, getting the girls all hot and bothered. Bonus: "Why is your face all red, do you have a fever?

Velvet

- Velvet and her crush were just wandering around on the beach before the day’s round of fights for the Vytal Tournament so she could get some more pictures stored up in her camera. While watching two students from Vacuo spar, things got a little out of hand and they both ended up getting blown away by a massive gust of wind. They were both unhurt, and they helped each other get up and get the sand off their clothes. They start walking again to find a less rowdy subject for Velvet to take pictures of when her crush tells her to stop. She stops and gives them a confused look. They reach up and try to remove a fleck of semi-dry seaweed that had gotten stuck on one of her bunny ears. Unfortunately, it was still wet enough to stick, so they had to work it a little bit to get it off. Velvet tried to hold it back, she really did, but she couldn’t help but moan in an almost orgasmic way. She immediately covered her mouth with her hands as her face burned bright red. No one was close enough to have heard her except the one person that she would have wanted to hear that the least! Her crush blinked at her a few times before speaking. “Why is your face all red? Do you have a fever?” Her crush put a hand on her forehead to check her temperature. “Your face seems kind of hot. Come on, let’s get you back to your room. Pictures can wait.” They grabbed her hand and started dragging her toward the school. (No! No! No! Not my room! This is bad!)

Let’s just say that more than her face got a little hot that day.

- Blake

  Blake and her friend/secret crush were taking a break from a less than successful day of trying to get Faunus to join them in their campaign to protect Haven Academy. They were sitting in the shade of a thatch umbrella and drinking some fruit smoothies to cool down after being in the sun all day long. They were talking about how hard it was to believe that NO ONE cared enough to help! Blake was more understanding, but her crush just couldn’t get it. People were going to die! Humans or not, they were people! How could everyone be so complacent about all this!? What happened to empathy!? That’s what she liked so much about them. They worried about others before themselves. Everything they did, they thought about how it would effect others. It’s something so rare nowadays. While she was sitting there, lost in her thoughts as her crush ranted and raved about how they seriously just don’t understand how nobody seems to care about all of this, her crushes flailing caught a tray of smoothies that one of the smoothie shack’s employees had been carrying and sent it flying! The fruity concoctions splattered everywhere, but Blake managed to avoid the mess by using her Semblance. She did, however, end up with a small amount on one of her cat ears. Her crush though covered with the stuff, was far more worried about that small splotch of it on her. They quickly grabbed a napkin and dipped a corner of it in the nearby fountain that had been put there for ambiance and started to clean off her ear. She bit her lip as they tried to rub the stuff off of her, but it felt too good! She let out a loud moan and caught their hand to make them stop. The Faunus at the other tables knew exactly what had happened and couldn’t help but giggle. Oh, how awkward teenage dates can be! Blake’s face turned beet red as she looked around at the giggling people. “Oh my!” Her crush exclaimed. “You’re bright red! Are you okay!? Are you sick!? *gasp* It mush be sunstroke! Come on! Let’s get you home!” Her crush scooped her up and ran her back to her house bridal style. 

Thankfully, her parents were also out gathering signatures and weren’t home yet ;)

- Kali (is single and the chieftain of the island in this. You can decide why she’s not with Ghira)

It was a quiet day at home. For once, there was no pressing matters to attend to, no one was scheduled to come speak to her, and she and her crush were having a lovely chat over tea. For some reason, her crush seemed distracted though. It’s like they were looking just above her rather than at her. “Is something wrong?” She asked, setting down her cup. “You’ve got a ladybug on your ear!” They giggled. She had been wondering what that was. She figured it was just the light breeze brushing against her fur. “Let me get the little guy.” Her crush said and reached up to capture the little creature. When they did so, they accidentally grabbed a few strands of fur and tugged on them as they pulled the beetle away. Kali hadn’t been expecting that, so she had no chance to try to stop the moan from coming out. Her crush released the ladybug and it flew onto her other ear. “Little rascal!” They laughed and reached up to get it again. This process repeated itself a few times, her crush laughing at how much the ladybug seems to like her and how they are supposed to be good luck, before they took the bug around the corner of the house so it couldn’t see her. When they came back, Kali was panting slightly and shifting uncomfortably. “Are you okay? You look flushed.” They said and put a hand on her forehead. “You’re warm. I think you might be getting sick. Let’s get you to bed; you need to rest.” they said and pulled her up by her hand.

They went to her room, but there was no rest to be had.

- Neon

She had taken her crush to a killer rave that night. Things have been so stressful since the incident at Beacon. The atmosphere had been tense and Ironwood had been going fucking insane with the pressure he had been putting them under to improve their skills. They both needed to unwind and this was the perfect way to do it! There was dancing, cool music, lights, and maybe a few illicit substances and booze. Neon didn’t usually partake in the later items, nut she was SUPER stressed. She wasn’t going to go crazy, just a little E. Her crush wasn’t comfortable doing it and said that they would much rather make sure she was okay anyway. She felt great! All that stress had melted away and her body felt electric! Her crush kept an eye on her while enjoying the rave too. They loved to see how much fun she was having. She hadn’t been herself for the past few weeks, but Neon was back now! At some point, they noticed that some of the liquid from a broken glow stick  had gotten on her tail. They didn’t know what was in that stuff, but it probably wasn’t anything good. They took a napkin from the refreshment table and poured some of their water bottle on it and walked over to her. She wasn’t listening though and they finally had no choice but to grab her tail to clean it off. The way that they grabbed it would have felt amazing on its own, but the chemicals coursing through her body made it feel ten times better! She moaned loudly over and over as they scrubbed the goop off of her tail. When they finished, she was all over them. She was kissing their neck and rubbing their chest. They’d be lying if they said that it didn’t get their blood pumping, but she was on a substance, mind-altering or not, and they didn’t want to take advantage of that. Eventually, her  crush decided it was time to take her back to their dorms so they wouldn’t be hating it too much tomorrow morning. Neon wouldn’t let them go, so they sent a text to their team to let them know where they were and got into bed with the cat Faunus and let her snuggle up to them. When Neon woke up that morning, the rest of her team had already headed out for the day, but her crush was still asleep with her. She remembered what they did for her and it made her heart flutter. She woke them up with a shower of kisses on their face. She decided to finally confess her feelings to them at that point and then pick up where they left off the night before.

4 years ago

Noble Phantasms are, genuinely, an excellent story device for a combat series like Fate. Mostly because they can be pretty much anything you can come up with, so long as it has a thematic/historical/metaphorical connection to the servant. 

Heracles being able to revive up to 12 times to tie it in to his twelve labors? Very clever.

Arturia having a massive sword of light, symbolizing both the prominence of the Arthurian Myth and the ubiquity of Excalibur? Incredibly efficient story telling.

They can be as simple or as complex as you want, so long as it “makes sense” in some vague way for the servant to have such an ability, so there’s honestly no limit to the fantastic nonsense you can come up with.

But, with all that said, my personal favorite NPs are some of the more simple ones. Maybe because they’re easier to describe, or easier to “get” why the servant has it, or maybe the humoristic element that, in a series where some servants summon a storm of arrows or invoke powers beyond mortal ken, that something as simple as a sword slash can be just as, if not more, powerful than them.

That being said, my two favorite NPs are:

1. The one where an old skeleton man that pretty much invented killing people as a career choice looms over you, stares into your soul, calls you a bitch in the most poetically threatening way possible, and then swings his sword at your neck. This will always kill you. No exceptions (barring one instance but that just proved the rule.) and of course it will always kill you because this is the person who has perfected the art of killing to such a point that the universe pretty much threw it’s hands up and said “fine whatever you’re basically the Grim Reaper go nuts.” Folk hero? Legendary Ruler? A fucking immortal God? Fuck you, a sword to the neck will kill you because the Old Man of the Mountain says, knows, that it does. And nobody knows Death more than King Hassan.

And 2. The one where a small and buff amazon queen takes a deep breath, imagines you are the one person she hates more than anyone else in existence, and that makes her so fucking angry that her strength increases a dozen fold and she rushes at you like a starving animal, ripping you apart with her bare hands before she bites your stomach open like it’s a dumpling. As you can imagine, being able to rain a hail of swords doesn’t really do much if your target just ignores all the blades you’re throwing at her and goes at you like a rabid wolf and leaves you as a bloody pile of guts on the floor. Oh. And if you so happen to be a legendary Greek hero, real or fictional? You’re double dead. She has a plus one billion against male Greek heroes because one insulted her strength after a fight she lost so it doesn’t matter if you’re a legendary Spartan king, a world renowned conqueror, or motherfucking Heracles himself, she will see you, growl, and the last thing you hear will be her ripping your leg bones out and beating you to death with them. 


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7 years ago

Begone

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If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our
If A God Plays Naughty, Then It’s A Demon Lord’s Duty To Punish Him! Joker, We’re Entrusting Our

If a god plays naughty, then it’s a demon lord’s duty to punish him! Joker, we’re entrusting our strength and the people’s hopes to you! Put an end to this!

7 years ago
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism
Now For Those Curious On Their Names Let’s Cover Them Here. And If You’re Gonna Complain About Plagiarism

now for those curious on their names let’s cover them here. and if you’re gonna complain about plagiarism since these are the names of the weapons the girls of Date A Live wield it’s cause their weapons are based on these angels names.

we have…

Michael of Faith

Sariel of Kindness

Uriel of Patience

Gabriel of Chastity

Metatron of Charity

Raphael of Temperance

and

Sandalphon of Dilligence

hope this helps in knowing who each one is.

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