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Could you do team rwby's reaction to finding out that their male s/o has a six pack

Ruby

-She’s impressed and all, but not really all that much due to her sister having one herself.

-She would ask you if she could work out with you in hopes to get her own. 

-Would immediately regret her decision when the actual routine started.

-Though after months and months of training, she would finally have gotten one.

-Would stuff her face with cookies afterwards. 

-Shows it off to Yang and her father.

Weiss

-She’s more embarrassed at seeing you with your shirt off more than anything. 

-Though shock turns to awe as she stares at your stomach area. 

-She would ask to feel it first. 

-She wouldn’t really want to get one herself, she likes the figure she’s worked on for these years. 

-”As much as I would like to work on my body, I am quite satisfied with the one I have now.”

-”I heard your chest size can increase given the training.” 

-”When do we start?”

Blake

-Would be pretty impressed…almost though.

-I mean her dad practically has a six pack on his six pack so this is nothing new for her.

-I guess attraction to six packs runs in the family. 

-You would ask for her dad’s work out routine. 

-And would instantly regret it as you saw the long list of things you needed to do.

Yang. 

-Would be impressed, though she would also see this as a challenge. 

-Would hit the gym instantly and work on her own.

-Once she knows she has a more tones six pack than you then she would show it off instantly.

-Only for you to show off you own and more toned six pack.

-It. Is. On.

How I imagine Americans to make food.

Dark souls : remastered

parody Team rwby

Okay but I need to take a FUCKING MINUTE for Keith’s goddamn flying skills.

this guy is actually INSANE. Like, yes, I know, he wasn’t the top of his class at the garrison for no reason, but his flying in Bloodlines? Un-freaking-believable.

He starts off by casually just turning off his thrusters and skimming as close to explosions/debris/ships as possible so he can sneak past a literal war zone undetected as a piece of debris

This boy coasts for most of this, meaning much less steering capabilities than normal, with only a short burst to avoid getting totally flattened by a ship because he is speeding by so close to them.

Then, once he manages to zig zag and maneuver his way through ships, debris, chaotic fire, and explosions, a stray shot clips him and destroys almost an entire wing sending him into a crazy spin.

His wing is on fire, he’s spinning out of control… the inertia and pressure on him must be absolutely insane. His sense of direction has to be totally instinctual, because there’s no way you’re seeing or feeling which way is up or down when this is happening, even with instruments.

But that doesn’t stop my boy Keith

Fuck no

This guy PERFECTLY TIMES a small blast from a thruster to GET HIS SHIP STABILIZED AND TRAVELLING MOSTLY LEVEL WHILE MISSING A WING AND PUMMELLING TO THE GROUND

And he manages, after falling FROM BASICALLY SPACE to casually skim across the ground and land. Like he’s touching down on the mother fucking Hudson.

and then climbs out with not one damn injury to stand dramatically in the wind.

THIS FUCKING GUY flew without being detected through a freaking battle, lost a wing, plummeted to the ground for miles at fucking physics knows what speed, levelled out his ship with one well timed thrust, landed it without blowing the fuck up, and then walks out of it like “This would be a great time to look badass”

god damn.

(suck it iverson)

Anyone else hope this is what happens next?

Still need to fix stuff but whatever It all started as an expression practice (trying to mimic Horikoshi because I like his style) and ended up being Fem!Deku (also cause I’m trash and tbh I’d love to have a female protagonist in bnha… But Izuku is always cute and adorable so I don’t really mind either version. There’s a bit of BakuDeku even tho I lean more towards TodoDeku (and OchaDeku because again I’m a DekuxEveryone trash), the idea was some kind of dare Deku lost and Bakugou’s costume is one of my faves so yeah. She had to wear it and being the angel she is, she loves it.

Do I talk too much? Probably, but it’s fine, cause I am here!

This is what happens when you let your servants watch disney movies XD art by Masaki(Starmoon8) on pixiv and translation and typeset by me. enjoy lol

Dad!Might & Fem!Deku headcanons

The first time he saw Deku’s hero outfit he threw a blanket (most likely Aizawa’s) at her and death glared all the boys in the group.

He is always like a hawk watching over for Deku. Aizawa thinks it’s creepy and that he’s going to get himself arrested.

He is a little old fashioned. He has this urge to keep Deku’s virtue intact until she is 29 and gets married.

He thinks no one is good enough to marry her.

He supports Bakugou to be a great hero. Still he threatens him when no one is watching.

Every time Deku is alone with a boy, or a group of boys he appears out of the blue, smiling and with a hand on her shoulder. 

The guys in U.A. High think he is scary.

He is always sending threateningly glances at Kacchan and Todoroki.

He redesigned Deku’s outfit.

He cried when she didn’t like it.

Deku still wears it, because All Might made it for her.

Aizawa is sick-tired of All Might always asking him to go easy on his little girl. 

Deku is happy to invite All Might over for dinner. So is her mum.

He doesn’t even need an invitation now.

Deku almost kills herself when she accidentally called All Might dad instead of Teacher in front of everybody.

All Might was fully blessed by it for a whole month.

Aizawa needed a lot of will power to not choke the man to death because he was tired of it.

Somewhere in that time, All Might started to check adoption requirements.

Todoroki is still scared for life due to All Might’s threats. Every time he talks to the green-haired girl, he is at least 1 feet away from her.

Kacchan can’t care less.. He knows he has the power to make the Symbol of peace mad and he likes it.

When Deku confessed to All Might she likes someone he cried for an entire week.

This time, Aizawa kicked him…. He needs his sleep.

All Might thought about converting Deku into christianity…. and make her take the purity vows.

Deku, politely, refused the offer.

He always spies on missions and practice to make sure his girl is alright.

One time, Deku knitted him a sweater for Christmas. He doesn’t take it off and shows it even in summer. 

All Might taught Deku how to make Western food, he even wears an apron Deku gave to him.

Deku taught him how to bake in return. These two love to make food and eat it together.

He pushes Deku ‘till her limits, because he knows she can do better. But if someone else tries to do so he gets mad.

He photobombs all the group’s photos … only when Deku is placed between boys or one of then has their masculine (full of boy cooties) hands on her (waist, shoulder).

When Deku is feeling down, he cosplays as Magical girls to make her feel better.

He drops chocolate bars every now and then for Deku to find when she is in that time of the month.

Deku suffers of awful-strong cramps and tends to be moody and copy Kaccha’s behavior.

All Might bought her a hand-size dog. Beside it is cute, he read in a gossip magazine that the heat the dogs have helps to calm the cramps if placed in the stomach.

Deku smiled, not knowing how to tell her favorite hero that he shouldn’t believe everything that those magazines say.