If you are reading this guide, then you and any potential peers want to leave the comfort and security of your warm mother star and expand into the cold, dark, and unforgivable void. A mistake, really, but I am not here to stop you; I am here to lay out some basic rules that you puny mortals must abide by.
Don’t ask questions you are not prepared to know the answer to.
There’s always bigger.
Never cross the Elder Gods.
Always remember rule 1.
Fusion based energy is your best friend. If you are still using fossil fuels then your species sucks. Period.
Speaking of fossil fuels, chemical based rockets suck. Try using space bending warp drives or quantum bridges. Light speed sucks, too.
It’s not a bad idea for your species to be genocidal xenophobic maniacs to everything but yourselves. Just make sure you have the firepower to back it up.
I highly recommend total unity within your species. If you are too busy fighting amongst yourselves, what are you going to do when Needledorp arrives?
Fear Needledorp.
Always remember rule 9.
If you find a desolate, rocky planet with the only inhabitant named “Frank”, avoid that planet at all costs. I don’t care if it’s rich in resources, just avoid it.
Some black holes are alive. They are aggressive. Do not pet the black holes.
It’s just like that, sometimes.
Make sure nothing is following you.
If you have an individual with psychic powers, expect them to go insane once they leave the confines of your mother star. Lock them up in a closet with a few markers and check up on them every once in a while. If they star my screaming about an entity named “Carol”, shoot them out the airlock. They will be the distraction.
Remember rule 1.
You are immortal until proven otherwise.
Any extraterrestrial rocks may have anomalous properties. Proceed with caution, or you may get space zombies or something.
Remember rule 13.
Make sure nothing is following you.
Violence may be an answer to a dispute with an extraterrestrial entity. Copulation is a last resort (control your thirst).
If bullets don’t work, punches will.
Remember rule 17.
Your objective: survive.
Babies are not food, they are weapons.
There are cheat codes.
Don’t ask about the cheat codes. Remember rule 1.
If the void is staring at you. Make it uncomfortable.
Avoid Frank. The anomalous one.
Remember rules 1, 2, and 3.
my phone is giving me encouragement
Really ?
They weren't great quote from epic films/books/games ?
I tought they were
“Please save me! I’ll do anything for you!” “Then perish.” “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.” “Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?” “…Then I shall face God, and walk backwards into hell.” “…I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.”
-All of these are from shitposts, regrettably not from literary classics.
Lets talk about villain Deku and fem Katsuki! Represent that Izuku was in love with Katsuki, in childhood and middle school. He admired her as a strong girl: she could stand up for herself and for others. But he also wanted to protect and take care of her… And now, when he became a villain, he had to fight with her. Oh damn, represent how hard it is for him, because he still loves her and wants to protect! And these chains of love for Katsuki, fetter and kill him hahaha…yeah. angst is my life (🎧Quok - Breathing)
(Reaction) Midnight, Mina, Mei, Momo and Uraraka and their daughter having this interaction one morning: "Did you have nightmare last night?" "Why do you ask?" "Because whenever I ever have a nightmare, I scream daddy's name too."
I laughed so much fir this request. This is gold👌.
Kayama Nemuri:
-She will admit that like her daughter she screams her dad name when scared.
-It was really hard for her to admit that and you were probably outside when Kayama said this.
-She will say to his daughter to never say that to his father.
-Kayama would be at least happy about one thing; her daughter never asked about the snaps of the whip.
Mina Ashido:
-She will try to joke about it being enthusiastic.
-”It’s incredible! We have so much in common! Like mother like daughter haha!!!”
-All-false-laughter.
-Mina just hope her daughter will forget everything and that she won’t tell to anyone.
Mei Hatsume:
-She will run away immeaditly and let her daughter surprised.
-Mei was already trying to create a new gadget that makes people forget about their past.
-She may need it at work too, who knows?
-Her daughter will never have an answer.
Momo Yaoyorozu:
-She is worried about the fact that her child may find out things way to early.
-Momo will tell her daughter that it’s not the same thing because she didn’t have a nightmere; they were just cuddling.
-”B-But why were you screaming? Mooom c’mon answer me!!”
-Momo will just say that when you are in love you scream your partner name to make them remember that he/she is yours.
Ochako Uraraka:
-Dead inside.
-She will absolutely say that she has frequents nightmeres.
-You will never know why she refused to scream your name for six months.
-At least her daughter didn’t say “when I’m scared I scream for daddy too!”
-Ochako.exe stopped working
I hope you liked them. Thanks for requesting!
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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
We’re only finding out recently that a lot of animals have colors and patterns that we cannot see because they’re outside of our visual range. It calls to attention how much of the world we can’t experience because our senses are limited. When we shine UV lights on them, they glow pink or blue, but these are the colors that we CAN see…. they could be a bunch of different colors, which we SEE as all pink. It’s also interesting to consider that most of these animals are not aware of having glowing patches on their bodies…. isn’t it also possible that we have skin or hair patterns that were not aware of? . . (There is actually some research out there to support the idea that our own skin fluoresces as well and that there are gender differences in the pattern and glow.) Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER
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Jirou, Momo and Uraraka have been captured! How would they react when s/o comes to save them, ripping a metal door off its hinges, and carrying them off bridal style?
(Every time someone requests the girls, one more year is added to my life)
Jirou Kyoka:
The moment she sees her significant other bust into the place she’s been held capture, she would feel just so glad and thankful. They have come to save her, she doesn’t know how to contain her grattitude.
Her eyes widen in surprise when they rip the metal door, not believing that her partner actually was THAT strong. She would be speechless, trying to form a coherent sentence while they pick them up.
Jirou would blush so hard when she’s being carried out bridal style out of the establishment. She would have to bury her face into her significant other’s shoulder to brush off the blush spreading across her cheeks.
She would also give them a long hug and would hardly let go afterwards, ‘cause she’s glad both her and her partner are safe.
Momo Yaoyorozu:
She almost cries there and then, shouting their name. Not only because her significant other was the one to come to save her, but they were risking their life for her sake.
Momo knew her partner was strong, but she was left in awe when she saw them ripping the door open with their bare hands. She’d be stuck between a feeling of amazement and flustered at the sight.
She would get even more flustered when her significant other’s strong arms would hold her bridal style to take her out of that place. She’s absolutely not checking them out in that moment. Not at all.
Momo would pepper their face with kisses and thank them tenfolds for saving her. She may or may not compliment their outstanding strength.
Uraraka Ochako:
She immediately calls them, the biggest smile on her face and teary eyes, her arms longing for her. Uraraka is just so happy to see them after feeling so scared and alone.
She probably would exclaim in amazement when her significant other frees them by simply obliterating the door, before thinking it through. She would blush and apologise right after, but she does find them simply astonishing.
Her face could put tomatoes to shame the moment she’s picked up by her partner. She’s so flustered and just hides her face in her palms so her s/o doesn’t notice.
Uraraka would probably pass out from both being too flustered and the adrenaline rush from the kidnapping before her partner gets to talk to her.