Crazy How Even 5 Years After I Initially Got Into It Klance Fanart Never Ceases To Make Me Squeal And

Haven't thought about hanahaki in a hot minute but consider for me if you will. Stobotnik.

Stone is the one who gets it and immediately sets about trying to make contingency plans for the Doctor for when he's gone. Setting up algorithms to take care of his inbox and scheduling appointments. Teaching the Badniks how to perfectly steam goats milk. Even going as far as holding interviews for potential replacements (and wow, does that go badly)

Confessing his love to the doctor doesn't even occur to him as a viable option.

Meanwhile Robotnik is very aware of what his sycophant is doing and he is Not happy about it. What, does he think he can just leave? He was HIS agent! He couldn't just give up on his duties to go and be in love with some mouth breather! When had he even found the time to develop such a disease - he didn't think Stone had a life outside of his work?

Him being the one Stone is in love with doesn't even occur to him as a viable option.

Eventually Robotnik confronts Stone, blowing up at him about abandoning his responsibilities for feeble human emotions and forbidding him from leaving. Stone tries to explain that he wasn't leaving by choice, but that he was dying and Robotnik cuts him off. He knew that! That wasn't an excuse! Whoever this... Person was, they weren't as important as the work they were doing here and he would just have to get the surgery. Honestly, letting this affect his work in this way was unprofessional-

Stone interrupted him with the roughest bout of coughing he'd had yet, causing Robotnik to actually falter and pause in his rant. It went on for an uncomfortable amount of time, Stone had turned to the side, leaning on the wall he'd pinned himself to, before weakly responding

"actually, doctor, the surgery would impact my work quite a bit..."

Noooo in my world history class we read if WW1 was a bar fight, and someone made mistake of asking if there was a part 2 and we ended up listening to someone reading a hetalia fanfiction out loud for a solid 10 minutes

one od my fellow students just started explaining to our professor what a fan fiction is

i'm dying

Look who’s back! Quite some time’s passed, but Jessie and Arbok are finally reunited~

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

finally, the deities are finished

he posted this 15 minutes ago and I have no one to talk to about this

i’m going to sleep can you guys look after my glass of apple juice with no ice? thanks

… why does he have tits

pinchrest outfit tnt doodle :>

[id: a drawing of c!wilbur and c!quackity over an orange background. wilbur is leaning one elbow on quackity’s shoulder, smiling, with one leg crossed over the other. quackity is smiling back at him, hands on his hips. wilbur’s wearing flared jeans with brown and yellow flower detailing on the bottoms, brown platform boots, and an orange croptop with flared sleeves. quackity’s wearing a striped yellow, white and red dress and brown high-heeled boots. end id]