Adam Just Walking! Lol

His face is so relatable because you can be a very intelligent person all you want, HOW can you predict your ennemis made it a priority to build a perfectly functional tunnel all the way to your ass ??

They fought Stanley because they wanted to keep a plane ??? They were under the pressure of "i can come back and kill any of you any second" and their reaction was "well, gotta make sure i can use my plane on my boat" like ????

They saw the most obvious spy ever, let her come in, and found a way to make her change teams (they were trained personally by Gen).

They saw their ennemis were the very elite of the american army, and thought "yeah we gonna fight against them in a plane duel, and use our spears against their AK47" and it kinda worked (Stanley being undefeated is another story).

They dug a TUNNEL all the way under the castle to kidnap Xeno. HOW can you even think it's something that could happen. Xeno didn't loose (not really a loss, but not a win either) because the others are smarter, he lost because the others are batshit crazy and chaotic 24h/24. He literally can't predict their next move, no matter how smart his 4d chess plan is.

America lost the moment they let Gen walk freely in the castle anyway.

I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent

Balls

Le Balls

don’t be J.D. kids

“so I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do”

My reaction when i first read abt jack being alive, what the fuckkk nolon

I’m sorry Iron Flame… WHY THE FUCK IS JACK BARLOWE ALIVE?! Give me Liam… give me ANYONE ELSE… WHAT. THE. !!!

Frothing at the mouth I need more soft content if Taiju, Yuzuriha, and Senku

Things like Senku being known to despise physical contact, only for Taiju to regularly run over and give him the bear hug of his life

Taiju getting caught up in explaining things with more onomatopoeia than proper words because he can't remember them, and Yuzuriha holding a conversation with him as if he's speaking Shakespeare

Yuzuriha, famously known for being absurdly nice doing something like calling Senku an idiot when he tells her that she needs to take a break. Her throwing things out like "look at the pot calling the kettle black"

Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

"do you see this shit my liege"

do you see this shit my liege