I Meme’d The Blorbos Again

the veilguard ( ˘ ³˘)♥

maybe they should’ve left Merenven in the fade

i'm sorry this is the entire game to me all i do is insult solas every time i get into the fade with him and then go "hahaha j/k i need some help. hate you though" lol

Silly Tag

Thank you for tagging me @serensama, sorry it took so long!

Basically, from what I gathered, you post a snippet of your writing that you deem silly or funny to share.

Here's mine:

“Don’t wanna alarm you, Hawke, but I think you’ve been stabbed.” Varric’s voice grated against Hawke’s ears and she winced. Even though he sounded a thousand yards away, she could feel the weight of his calloused hand wrapped around her aching wrist still. “I-I don’t feel anything,” she replied breathlessly. It was the truth too. She was either high on adrenaline or something was terribly wrong. “Well… I can see the dagger in your side, Hawke. Want me to yank it out?” Two unified voices yelled out ‘NO!’ at the exact same time. It was almost uncanny. Penelope’s head was swimming as she tried to focus her gaze on Fenris. Nothing else mattered, only that Fenris was here. Him and his deep-set frown and pinched eyebrows. The way his lyrium markings pulsed weakly, in and out, in and out. He was worrying his bottom lip, a habit he picked up after spending a lot of time with Hawke. Was he staring at her? Did he still think she was beautiful? “You can’t just pull a knife out, Varric! She’ll deflate like a gross blood balloon!” Isabela’s voice felt like sandpaper against Hawke’s ears and it snapped her back to the present.

The scenario isn't funny, but how they react is hilarious

Tagging: @bubblecat-co, @mercars-musings, @galluslonging, & @veilguardiumleviosa!

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

“I wanna take you in the kitchen. Lift up your wedding dress someone was probably murdered in.”

Another Rook Ask Game!

Send me a Rook and a number!

1. Did Rook have any crushes within their faction before they left with Varric?

2. Is your Rook allergic to anything?

3. Sweet or Savory snacks?

4. What movie genre would they like best?

5. Favorite Season? Why?

6. What’s their favorite hobby/interest?

7. Favorite type of jewelry? (Rings/Necklaces/Bracelets)

8. What is your Rook’s favorite animal?

9. Pick a song from their playlist. What is it, and what made you choose it?

10. What is a random quirk your Rook has?

11. Extrovert or Introvert?

12. Something that annoys your Rook?

13. What languages does your Rook know?

14. Are they ticklish?

15. If your Rook could do anything, no repercussions, what would they do?

16. Would your Rook make a good villain?

17. What does your Rook do to wind down after a stressful day (like post weisshaupt)?

18. Your Rook discovered a portal to another fictional world. Where did they end up? (And how screwed are they?)

19. How easy is it to get your Rook out of bed in the morning?

20. How organized is your Rook?

Manfred, everyone's skeleton son 💀

impure thoughts today surroundingthe song Rule #34 by Fish in a Birdcage and some dark Emmrich vibes like if u agree