Eddie: Whaddya Call A Fish With No Eye?

Anne: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Venom: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Eddie: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Venom: Good thinking.

*Eddie and Venom sitting in jail together*

Venom: So who should we call?

Eddie: I’d call Anne, but I feel safer in jail

Eddie: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Venom: Wednesay

Eddie: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Anne: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Eddie: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Eddie: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Venom: Three words.

Eddie:

Venom: You love me, right, Eddie?

Eddie: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Eddie, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Venom, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Anne, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Dan, trembling: What are we playing

Eddie: I can explain.

Anne: Can you?

Eddie: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Eddie: Venom was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Venom: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Eddie: Venom, you ate a chair.

Eddie: I made tea.

Venom: I don’t want tea.

Eddie: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Venom: Then why are you telling me?

Eddie: It is a conversation starter.

Venom: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Eddie: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.