Had An Prolonged Eye Contact With A Cat Now Y'all I Recognise A Baddie When I See One Okayy And She Was

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mutuals look we are in the planetarium together

Welcome welcome I'm the king the queen the minister the jester the servant the peasants the merchant the soldier around here. Welcome it's just me and me and me and me ^1000

My life is varying degrees of wtf

me and my moots <3

When i was in 3rd grade and summer vacation was about to start so naturally they handed us a shitton of homework which I procrastinated till the last week naturally of course but for an art project we were told to buy 50 icecreams sticks and i don't why my first thought process was oh my god I have to eat 50 icecreams and collect the sticks what a dilemma ( don't threaten me with a good time) so I told my grandpa and we went to buy the icecreams I was dead set on buying the 50 at once and eating them in one sitting yeah don't ask brain of a child or just my brain. Ahem so my grandpa was like chill out you're going to get sick if you eat that many at once like obviously so we bought five and i started collecting the sticks, eating them then scrubbing them but still the stain remained. I was on top of my game and I got sick like what the hell did you expect girl ( now the thought did occur why would my school encourage me to eat this many icecreams to get the sticks but something superseded that). One day I was at the stationery shop buying some other stuff and this lady beside me told the shopkeeper to give her some icecream sticks and the shopkeeper brought out a bundle of sticks and when I tell you I was shell shocked,bamboozled, flabbergasted etc I didn't even know they sold those ?!? Honestly that lady was my saviour imagine I did show up with the crusty sticks all differently stained I would've definitely become the laughing stock because all classmates had bought the bundle of pristine clean sticks and i did too because of that lady an accidental angel ( also shoutout to my grandpa who didn't even question me when I said i needed 50 icecreams such a chill guy he's dead now though too bad none of his children inherited the chill-)

I was a funny kid.

Kashmir, Pahalgam.

The terrorists checked for their IDs, their Hinduness before shooting them.

I don't wanna be an engineer I wanna be a pokémon gym leader (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

Side effects of life.

Man I have sunk lower than the mariana trench so now it's just me and some ancient jellyfish chilling down here scientists discover every 200 years.

Queer 👏 people 👏 are 👏 not 👏 all 👏 fucking 👏 activists 👏

Stop quizzing us on queer history and asking us questions we aren’t qualified to answer about the world and about politics and about our identities

Stop trying to back us into a corner so you can justify your discrimination on the basis that we don’t know what we’re talking about or can’t “defend” ourselves to you

Stop treating every queer person that stands up and says “I want to be treated like a person” as if they’re an activist

Cut that bullshit out

Marginalised people just want to exist and be happy

I don’t know everything, and that doesn’t make me undeserving of your respect or my human rights you fucker

I don’t even owe you the stuff I do know- I still am entitled to basic fucking respect

TLDR; Queer people shouldn’t have to be historians or scientists for you to not be a fucking dick