"life Is Infinitely Stranger Than Anything Which The Mind Of A Man Could Invent" - Sherlock Holmes (

I possess weapon of mass destruction (pictures of cats) i have da bomb.

Mein margmach. Margamach mein.

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Insufferable good girl X sewer ratass bad boy

Trope.

One bleach please.

Today I went to give my state entrance(FOR 6 HOURS! These people are NUTS) at this old college and during the break time I saw this cow flavoured cat (white with black spots lol I cant describe things normally huh) so i summoned her by doing the pspspspss and she actually came trotting she was soo adorable arghhhhh I want her and so affectionate she let me pet her belly and was rubbing on my leg which was fine until she was rubbing her ahem posterior (tail up and wiggling her butt ...) on my leg LMAO I have glaring suspicion she was in heat. Definitely was because after I left i saw her rubbing on the railings damn. I hope she gets some soon. Life is good. Cats.

Oh my God, the bird fucked FIRE!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

CARRIE FISHER & HARRISON FORD STAR WARS: EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980)

This nta shit show would be funny if i wasn't a fucking character in it. Right now it's horrific and funny. Can I catch a fucking break?

My life is varying degrees of wtf