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2 months ago

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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2 months ago

“The daily routine of most adults is so heavy and artificial that we are closed off to much of the world. We have to do this in order to get our work done. I think one purpose of art is to get us out of those routines. When we hear music or poetry or stories, the world opens up again. We’re drawn in — or out — and the windows of our perception are cleansed, as William Blake said. The same thing can happen when we’re around young children or adults who have unlearned those habits of shutting the world out.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin 

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2 months ago
More Train Than Dragon But I Fold, Metro Train From The DC Area Cause Public Transit Is Cool

More train than dragon but I fold, metro train from the DC area cause public transit is cool

2 months ago
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2 months ago

i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

2 months ago

the fundamental problem on this website is that if a homeless person tried to talk to most of y’all you’d be scared out of your minds

2 months ago
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2 months ago

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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2 months ago

There's no way you can live without the help of your neighbours. Despite the rhetoric coming out of the media, everyone around you wants to pull together in a crisis. They want to be known as a true leader who steps up when needed. They want to have an excuse to use their cool winch.

Yes indeed. Most winches are never used. A Jeep owner buys one, thinking they will be using it to do bad-ass rock climbing up in the mountains. Maybe they'll be able to slowly lower their trucks down the side of a mountain, like the anarchist heroes of the novels they read when they were teenagers. And then it just kind of sits there on the front of the thing, consuming extra fuel, and catching road salt and stray rocks. Never needed. Unless they find themselves the victims of circumstance.

An obvious application of the winch is the stranded car. Someone drives off the edge of the road, gets stuck in the snow? Throw that baby around a tow hook and yank them back onto it. This is satisfying, and helpful, but unimaginative.

Pulling down fascist propaganda? Not a great application of the humble winch. Fascists these days prefer to put their angry screeds on the internet, rather than on billboards and telephone poles. It's extremely difficult to use a winch to pull down the internet. Maybe if you're really good at throwing it through the window of that data centre over there.

If you ask me, the most important use of a winch is yardwork. Ever had to dig out a fence post, or a dead tree? That takes a lot of time. Time which you could be using working on shitty cars. If only someone made an electrically-actuated device for pulling things that could be easily placed around your pile of shitty cars. If only my neighbour had one, and was willing to help me out here, Tederick.


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2 months ago
Costume. Chitons.
Costume. Chitons.

Costume. Chitons.

3 months ago

It would be an insane disaster in every possible way, but christ, it’d be so fucking funny if the Icon of the Seas ran aground and sank

3 months ago

Yeah, they fucked all modded versions, anyone knows any other way to get it free? :((

My modded Spotify isn't working anymore so I had to download my entire library -_-

Does anyone know a good app (Android) to automatically edit metadata of songs?

Any recommendations for Linux or Mac? (Or Windows if it can be ran through WINE)

3 months ago

In that scenario, is it poisonous or venomous?

In a lot of vampire lore, being bitten by a vampire just once doesn't turn a human into a vampire, but some sort of a thrall, enchanted and seduced by the vampire's alluring ways, to make the victim more pliable and easy to feed from, and only a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites will turn the human victim into a vampire.

Which is compatible with the theory that italians are the opposite of vampires. While vampires cannot stand the sight of crosses, stepping into a church, or being exposed to garlic or sunlight, and cannot see themselves in a mirror, italians become miserable if they cannot have access to a church, crosses, direct sunlight, garlic, and getting to see themselves in a mirror.

Consequently, sensually biting the neck of an italian may enthrall one, but will not immediately turn you into an italian. But a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites may get one to marry you, therefore giving you an italian citizenship.

3 months ago

Heeey, can anyone help me find a great linux distro guide that recently went around here??

I remember it didn't mention Ubuntu, which I loved :)


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3 months ago

I'm a huge hypocrite, if we're being honest. If I haven't had a beverage and it's been dark for too long I'll be like "nothing has ever been good and I shall die ;__;" but as soon as I get a little sip of water and it's sunny outside I'm like nvm I'm thriving I love life :)

But if my houseplants do that exact same thing, I'll call evert single one of them an overdramatic bitch.

3 months ago

Tumblr polls have twelve options. You know what else there are twelve of? That’s right!

Tumblr Polls Have Twelve Options. You Know What Else There Are Twelve Of? That’s Right!

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3 months ago
Alphonse Mucha (1860-1939) Medee (Medea) Sarah Bernhardt (1898) Source

Alphonse Mucha (1860-1939) Medee (Medea) Sarah Bernhardt (1898) Source

“Sarah Bernhardt was so enamored with the snake bracelet that Mucha depicted adorning her arm that she actually had one made by Fouquet for her to wear.”

3 months ago

Just very recently started liking little birdies and looking them up and so and its made me so happy

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

3 months ago
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3 months ago

ULTIMATE CATHOLIC TECHNIQUE

3 months ago

He llorao


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4 months ago

On this blog we are either:

Romantic, horny, or depressed. Hope this helps.

4 months ago

Monty Python's football match between philosopheers!!

A crowded stadium. Thrilled fans watch from the terraces, fixated by the figures on the brightly-lit court.

Over the noise, the commentator shouts excitedly:
"Hughes conceives a lovely hypothesis. Wilson tests it through repeated observation. Evans adds experimental data then passes back to Hughes, who states the theory in unambiguous terms and the crowd goes wild!!!"

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

4 months ago

How the fuck can the mediterranean not be here it is by far the most fuckable body of water

4 months ago

That's exactly it, Windows is a tamed horse programmed uniquely to kill itself. A laptop with any other OS is a hammer, does its work until, years and years later, it dies of old age.

A phone is a miniature sentient super computer trying to mindcontrolled at the same time by three or four different entities, all of which try to make it their: the vendor, Android, Google, Meta... It finally breaks because of the tension between them and doesn't want to be repaired.

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

4 months ago

hope is a skill

4 months ago

I need to find an english phrase with the same gravitas as "Callate ya hijo de la gran puta que eres tontísimo".

4 months ago

sorry for posting a tiktok but it's the beach that makes you old

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