Bonnie And Clyde?

have i ever told you how much i love rosekiller? because i love rosekiller.

domestic rosekiller, unhinged rosekiller, unrequited rosekiller with bartylus, trans evan, unhinged barty that can only be calm with evan, “no homo” rosekiller, barty losing his shit after evan’s death, barty’s neck tattoo, and so on

WE ALREADY MISS U GURL

Remus in jegulus fics: i am something of an all knowing all powerful god who can only be compared to an omniscient narrator. the story, the plot, and every single relationship - romantic or otherwise - would fall apart without me and everyone knows it as they all come to me for input and advise and i am happy to give it

Remus in wolfstar fics: sirius is something of an all knowing all powerful god. the world starts and stops with him and i am a mere mortal hoping only to catch one glimpse of his divinity. perhaps today he will smile in my direction and also idk what is going on around me at all. sirius is the only thing i think about and also i yelled at him today for no reason :/

'Sirius is masc!' 'Sirius is fem!' Sirius is dead.

when i dont know enough in an area of my special interest

they’re besties they’re worsties their relationship is undefinable they’re coworkers they’re lying to each other they’re gay in love they have 1038430 mental illnesses and are banned from most timelines

anyone: mentions the marauders

me: (vibrating at a rate that could bring buildings to the ground, one wrong move away from screaming into the void)

also me: oh yeah, i think i’ve heard of them

I hope this is how you all feel about me

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead