GET KOSA TRENDING.

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

WE ALREADY MISS U GURL

I hope this is how you all feel about me

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

I can't believe all that the Jegulus fandom got from Reg in canon was a fucking note and they all collectively decided "James hit that."

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

me[normal], consuming any of your skittles posts: oh theyre going to have to put me down after this one

skittles au where regulus meets barty on a tinder date. barty shows up insanely hungover & wearing an oversized misfits longsleeve with a hole in the elbow & a nicotine patch. he claims he has a “coupon” for mini golfing. the course is 45 minutes away. barty pauses the date halfway because he gets a text that looks like a corporate email (it opens with “As per my last text,” and ends with “Regards”) and he swerves over to park by the side of the highway to frantically answer

evan asked him for help hunting frogs by a woodland ditch (it rained recently) and barty cancels the entire date to show up with a disgruntled regulus in tow. who stands there getting offended that barty couldn’t bother planning a date but is willing to fling himself into a muddy ditch at 2pm for this blonde freak who has said all of three words (“Yes” “No” and “Careful”) the entire evening.

regulus is growing increasingly concerned at the way evan is sitting primly on a log w/ his hands folded in his lap just EYEBALLING barty. barty unfortunately looks very charmed & delighted at the opportunity to make a fool of himself at evan’s feet. regulus asks evan why he even needs wild frogs in the first place. evan doesn’t say anything but his look says: “don’t worry about it”

barty would actually be the most defensive person out there. evan or regulus will poke fun at him and he’ll bring up the fact their mom hates them.