Tell Me An Inside Joke Between You And A Friend, Without Context.

Regulus: What are you two arguing about this time?

Evan: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Barty: Cry me a table, Evan.

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

stop normalizing everything, i want to be special

James: hey Reggie, could you pass me my glasses?

Regulus: no. *gives him his glasses*

James: *staring blankly at him*

Regulus: what?

James: why do you say no every time someone asks you to do something but still proceeds to do it?

Regulus:...

Regulus: no.

Desmos

i spent 22 days on this. thing.

so, things happened!

aaaanyways, exams are over; i'm getting started on watching tdwt

It’s so weird how sometimes when I read a poem it just feels like a bunch of words and sometimes when I read a poem it feels like someone ripping my heart out of my body and throwing it at my face at 90 mph

borderline baddie and his depressed boyfriend

Regulus Black is a brutally honest pathological liar, in this essay I will-

wamien is soooooooooo jegulus coded

I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time