Me: maybe I’ll listen to something other than Hamilton today
My brain: you must be outta your GODDAMN MIND
Eliza: we need a flower girl Hercules: *clears throat* Eliza: I might have a cousin or maybe a family friend with a daughter... Herlecus: * clears throat louder * Eliza: maybe Peggy can- Herlecus: DEAR GOD LET ME DO IT PLEASE I WILL SPREAD YOUR FLOWER PETALS WITH THE GRACE OF A QUEEN PLEASE ALEXANDER *wipes tears dramatically*
Repost this anywhere
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
If you’re over 65 years it’s free, and she’ll be 80 soon. She’s always talked about how she wished she’d gone to college, and all her missed opportunities, but she doesn’t have anyone to tell her what to do anymore so she’s free! But she’s worried she won’t be able to keep up or that she’d “look ridiculous” going to class with her white hair. So hey maybe reblog this if you think grandma is rad as hell and should go to fuckin college, thanks
JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 IS 👏 COMFORTABLE 👏ENOUGH 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 OWN 👏 SKIN 👏 TO 👏 WEAR 👏 REVEALING 👏 OUTFITS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 GIVE 👏 ANYONE 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 SEXUALLY 👏 HARASS 👏 HER 👏 PASS 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏
Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you
Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.
Dead Girl Walking: Hey what's up JD I'm gonna fuck you.
Dead Girl Walking Reprise: Hey what’s up JD I'm gonna fuck you up.