Wishing Everyone A Safe And Fruitful Christmas 🎄

when ur blogging in public and it feels like someone’s just 

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

HE IS HERE, BIRTHED ON LEAP DAY. OUR KING HAS ARRIVED

THE LICORICE KING.

Teer Licorice King of Asphalt, the second.

He, who is only to be summoned every 4 years.

I have created something i myself fear

The licorice king is fully posable. He wears a 100 year old necklace made of real silver and onyx. He features:

6 eyes

Pink pawpads..

The longest neck

6 tails

6 legs!

Where are the other 6, you ask?

. . .

DO NOT QUESTION THE KING

NOT APPEASING THE KINGS ORDERS WILL RESULT IN LOSS OF EYES..

..and gentle pawing at you.

He is very friendly. Shaped like a friend.

We call him jeremy.

Heres the official concept art! A few changes were made, but useful for a comparison

The Angle isnt the best but shhh..he is still young. The king will grow feathers soon.

Enjoy this Addition to our family. Give him a warm Welcome! He is here to stay.

no, i’m the real thing.

#162 Gods

Sorry for my hiatus! I will get back to doing some requests on this account x

Stolen from reddit kjjjj

“What are you? Some sort of giant dick?”

“No, just a copyright infringement.”

drew this earlier today cause i was tired of not drawing something awful 

do something about it